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You Spin Me Right Round, Baby, Right Round
You Spin Me Right Round, Baby, Right Round I always loved the movie “Boogie Nights”. Sure it's a bit long, but plot is interesting in a fucked up way, and Mark Whatshisname is not bad to look at, but neither are the true draw for me. My fixation? Roller Girl. I caught the last bit of the movie the other night at work and couldn’t go do my 4am rounds until I got my Roller Girl fix. Awww… and there she is in all her 8-wheeled glory, blonde hair trailing behind her as she skates around in her swingy skirt. It’s Heather Graham at her best, authentically 70’s-style… all floaty and gorgeous. However, my secret obsession with Roller Girl is not about Heather Graham per se. It’s more a result of my underlying belief that, if the timing and circumstances were right, I am absolutely certain I could be a Roller Girl*. Not necessarily a cracked-out, pornstar RollerGirl, but definitely a California Boardwalk RollerGirl. Or a hip, urban NYC Central Park RollerGirl. Or maybe even a tough roller *derby* girl. I have all the requisite attributes. I’m kinda tall with long, blonde, semi-featherable hair and, yes ... I can "shoot the duck" and do both kinds of "crossovers". I skated counter-clockwise around two orange cones for endless Saturday winter afternoons in Long Island for most of the early 1980's. I'm not quite sure if the time will ever come that I will give up and surrender to the realization that I will never get to be a Roller Girl. I hope that time never comes. *See also: Supersexy International Spy, Slutty Genius Chemist, and Lara Croft Tomb Raider. |
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3/4/2010 7:22 pm |
I think curious has already asked the big question, so I will just await your answer Save the earth its the only planet with beer!!!
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Go to roller blades instead. Bring back the lost energy of "the roller girl." If you lead, more will follow. Count me in.
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Roller Girls do *everything* with their skates on. No exceptions.
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I think curious has already asked the big question, so I will just await your answer
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Go to roller blades instead. Bring back the lost energy of "the roller girl." If you lead, more will follow. Count me in. The Roller Girl Revolution has begun.
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Nobody says I can't be Roller Girl. (Well, nobody worth listening to anyway.) But I just wonder at what point to people give up on their ridiculous fantasies and preoccupation of all the things they could be? At what age do they come to terms with what is and let life dissolve their dreams in a pool of dentist appointments and electric bills. I don't want to do that. Plus, I hear that "slutty genius chemist" is going to be the next big career.
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3/4/2010 8:57 pm |
Ohhh you're talking about Roller Girl from Boogie Nights. Your post brought me back to roller skating parties at the local roller rink....YMCA, Couple's Skate, Backwards Skate, etc... Interesting... R
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Don't forget "girl's choice" skate. But that's a whole 'nother post. Maybe tomorrow....
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A ~ I'm nearly 47-years-old, and I STILL roller skate! I love "Girl's Choice" and the "Hokey Pokey" ... ("Mrs., Mrs. Jones" is floating through my head as I type out this reply ... *blissful sigh*) As I've often said, "I don't mind growing up as long as I'm growing." But really? Who says I have to be OLD doing it??? If we lose sight of our dreams how can we turn them into our realities? Long live Roller Girls AND Slutty Genius Chemists/Scientists! *delicious shudders* / This is my blog - [blog _Safira]. There are many like it, but this one is mine. RECOMMENDED READING: A F F The Only Site For Me
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If you live in the Burlington area, the Green Mountain Roller Babes are always looking for more like-minded ladies and the outfits are nice & naughty. Check them out they love roller skating & the more the merrier.
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