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Don't let The Man recommend a dosage for you  

40Deuce 46M
4634 posts
2/18/2017 3:34 pm

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2/19/2017 10:12 am

Don't let The Man recommend a dosage for you

On this day 134 years in the future Eobard Thawne will be born . I wonder if in the future Eobard is a normal name .

I made the mistake of going out to the bar with some work people last night - now I am both deaf and have lost my voice . There was a hot bartenderess there (they were all pretty hot actually , which I assume is how it works at trendy young people bars) who was all tatted up . I'm not a big tattoo fella but I have to admit it was a pretty rockin' look . EXCEPT (there's always a but , wait , what ? ) she had the angel wings on the back which in addition to being trite at this point is also not very appealing if you ask me .



Batwings would be slightly better I suppose but insect wings would be the way to go if you want wings tattooed on you , which you don't . An insect wing tattoo tells the whole world , hey , I want to be hybridized with a mantis okay - deal with it .

What would be a good back tattoo ? I mean that tattoo the chick had of the White Tree of Gondor was fantastic but I don't think everyone should run our and get one . I guess a good back tattoo for the masses would be a scarecrow and a skeleton playing Parcheesi . It works on so many levels .

In other news the goth slut heel manager I hired for my PC booking game isn't working out so well . I thought it would make perfect sense to pair her with my vampire gimmick dudes but the fans aren't into it . I mean if a goth slut vampire trio can't get over what will ? At least I'm close to getting enough Elvis impersonators for my 20 Elvis battle royal .

The other day my family tried to intervene with me about having my DVR filled up with shows about hoarding . I explained to them that I needed all these shows and I was going to watch them some day . They tried to get me to delete some of the ones that were the same as other ones but what they don't realize is that when an episode airs the commercials are different which can slightly change the editing of the show . I can't delete them until I watch each airing and see what the differences are so I don't miss anything . Then I can write down my notes and add to my giant pile of notes about shows about hoarding . And then some day I'm going to use those notes to right the definitive book about shows about hoarding and make tons of money so those notes are basically money right - I can't throw those away ! That's akin to throwing away money . Plus , I mean I can just get another DVR to store more shows about hoarding right ? I already have seven .



One of my dumb co-workers was trying to talk sexy bartenderess #3 into a threesome with his wife , halfway jokingly but also trying to gauge their reaction - you know how you do when suggesting something freaky when you're not sure of the response and you don't want to show your ass . It was quite amusing and got me to thinking about the logistics of a threesome . It just seems like a hassle . Just like a three-way match in wrestling it's tricky to get right because it doesn't really work if all three people are trying to do stuff at the same time - but if only two people are doing stuff then what's the point ? There has to be a high degree of coordination . It's not for amateurs is the point .

I guess technically I've had a threeway but I feel like doing it doggystyle while your lady licks another lady doesn't really count . Like maybe she can say she had a threesome because she was in the middle but the other two us - I mean we made eye contact once , that's about it . I mean I saw her naked , do I get points for that ?

Speaking of it's interesting how turned on I can get just be real world cleavage after all the debauched things I've seen online . I'm definitely desensitized to porn but it doesn't seem to carry over to the really real world . So I got that going for me .

Anybody watching Legion ? Is it any good ?


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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
2/18/2017 10:19 pm

It's definitely not good if you get desensitized to the real world.

I think people getting wings tattooed on their back look just about as bad as the ones getting sports team tattoos on their backs.

Vive La Difference


40Deuce replies on 2/19/2017 10:12 am:
Sport teams makes more sense to me because they are fans of said team , they can't really fly

goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
2/18/2017 11:39 pm

Hmmm.... I kinda like that wing thingy. . It's better than most of the ones I've seen lately on the beach. .
And who doesn't just love a goth slut?. Or any slut, for that matter?
Interesting fact... I've just woken up from having a dream about a FFM threesome. . *I* liked it.


40Deuce replies on 2/19/2017 10:13 am:
Women don't seem to like sluts , which doesn't make sense to me because they're out there in the trenches doing the hard work

wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
2/19/2017 9:37 am

I'm digging Legion so far.

I like the idea of an ornate sword running the spine, but it would hurt like hell getting it done. still it could be beautiful......

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


40Deuce replies on 2/19/2017 10:13 am:
Hmm spine sword , approved

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