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Citation needed I have to say now that I'm single having a cellphone telephone seems completely pointless . Anyone want to be my text buddy ? Here are the kind of things I could text you about ; The Russian Revolution of 1919 The end of the world Asking the person interviewing you out on a date - great idea of the greatest idea ? Smiling , what's the deal there ? Famine and Pestilence the lamer of the 4 horsemen Lamer , is it a word ? Show me your tits Come on , please , show me your tits I've seen better tits Is fear the mind killer ? Vaginas , am I right ? Are light blubs real ? Yes they are Are comic books literature ? I guess A new lady started at my office today and she had old timey (hipstery ? ) round glasses AND she had two nose rings , that were actually rings , not the little stud things . And they looked just like her glasses (kinda) so it was like her nostrils were also wearing glasses . It was quite amusing . I have written down on my blog bad "Leg stiffness , muscle soreness" I wonder what that was about . Looking for a new house has made me think back to when I bought this house . I was walking past Lynner Woods one day and I heard amongst the trees a terrible ruckus . I walked into the timber to check it out and I saw a vile and putrid hary fighting with a gossamer winged fae princess . I grabbed a tree branch and dealt the harpy a mighty blow . Honestly I don't think it hurt her at all , it was like hitting a brick wall , I think it startled her more than anything - in any event with an awful scream she flew off to the north . It was then that I realized that the sidhe maiden had terrible gashes in her chest from the claws of the harpy - it was one of the most sickening sites I had ever seen . I took her in my arms and she whispered to me that she was done for but she thanked me for trying to help her and in gratitude she gave me a magical necklace . I should have stayed with her but it was too overwhelming and I left her to die alone . It's my life's biggest regret . She must have felt so lonely . Anyway , I sold the necklace for 20 grand and used it for a down payment on this house . I'm not sure if that was a good deal or not . It's hard to apprise exactly what a magic necklace is worth . For someone like me anyway . I know Professor Jody got 50 grand for her magic necklace but that one protected you from all harm - which obviously this one did not what with her being eviscerated by a harpy and whatnot . There's a commercial playing right now where this couple bangs in a car , has a , has to get a bigger car , bangs in that car , has another , has to get a bigger car , bangs in that car , etc . Narratively I don't buy this . This first time makes sense - they were young and carsex may have been their only option . The chick got nocked up so they had to get married and they bought a family car . That's fine . But why were they still car-fucking after that ? Didn't they have a place to live ? I always think of car sex as something young people do (or did 40 years ago anyway) but one of my friends made the claim that car sex actually increases when you have young . The scenario allegedly is that you get a sitter to go out to dinner or a movie or whatever , and then on your way home you pull over to bang because you know once you get home the will be all up in your business . Plausible ?  Hmm , while looking for that image I found an article about sex positions for small penises . Sounds like the key is for the women to be SUPER flexible and basically do the splits on said penis . It's always up to the woman you know ? I'm not sure if I should go GOLD again or what . I've learned as I do every few years that dating is for not me but I don't want to be alone all the time either . Do they let ugly people on tinder ? They must right ? I mean most people are ugly and their money spends . BELIEVE me their money spends . Why wouldn't tinder want that money ? It costs money right ? I don't know man . I've often thought it's weird when dudes say they won't go south of the border on the ladies but I realized the other day it's really no different than my staunch refusal to get involved with rough sex or bondage or what have you . I say to them "if she wants it just do it , what's the big deal ?' but the exact same thing could be said to me right ? BDSM is just not my thing , just like oral sex is not there's . So I just lost one of the few things I could feel superior about . I suppose that's for the best . In conclusion kindness is everything . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Hmm, as you know I've never had kids but that actually does seem halfway plausible.  
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I'll text with you Re:comparative lameness of Famine vs. Pestilence Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I have no idea what I'd text someone. Probably off color jokes and other embarrassing things that they wouldn't want anyone to see. . Might as well have fun with it.  Sex in cars is always fun. . Actually, sex anywhere pretty much is.  Money talks. . Or at least lets you text... or join just about anything.
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so I don't know but I would have rented and kept the necklace but i'm a girl and probably value jewelry more. and does anyone really take all their clothes off to have sex in a car? which I have never ever done of course. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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I was wondering about that commercial myself. I've never found cars to be all that comfortable for sex. I can say that I never did the car sex thing after the kids were born. Vive La Difference
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