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What makes someone a punk ass bitch ?  

40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
6/19/2017 6:06 pm

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6/20/2017 4:52 pm

What makes someone a punk ass bitch ?

"She wriggles and she wraggles, she jiggles and she jaggles, you stand and watch her pass by, your line of vision ass-eye, you think that cause she smiles, that you turn all her dials, but you don't see them later, while in the elevator, you nag her and you swagger, you think you're gonna shag her, a man about the town-a, get funky, let's get down-a, machismo and machasma, it turns into miamsa, but you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension

I can't deal with this idiot, yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch"

I'm not asking what behaviors demarcate someone as a punk ass bitch , that was well covered in my post on April 13th 2007 'It doesn't vibrate. Do not put it in your pocket. ' - what I'm asking is why does a person become a punk ass bitch . I supposes it's the whole nature versus nurture debate in another format . Sometimes you can tell when someone is going to grow up to be a punk ass bitch because their parents as raising them to be that way - usually the mother if we're being honest but sometimes it both of them . Once in a great while it's only the father (note to self Only the Father good name for a screenplay) .

But other times the is being a punk ass bitch despite the parents best efforts to make them normal . Was that always their destiny then ? To be a punk ass bitch ? What a shitty destiny . Is there a punk ass bitch gene ? If so should we get rid of it or is there a reason having some punk ass bitches around is beneficial to society ? If someone has punk ass bitch tendencies is where a strategy to pursue that can give them a chance to not be a punk ass bitch or has the die been cast ?

Someone asked me today what the difference is between a punk ass bitch and a pussy narc and it's simple really - a punk ass bitch is worthy of no respect , has no value whereas a pussy narc might still be a worthwhile person in other aspects of their life . You might not like a pussy narc but you wouldn't necessary shun them out of hand like you would a punk ass bitch .



I initiated Operation Muttonchops yesterday and I have to say the reaction has been much more than I expected . I go from beard to goatee to clean shaven every few months to try and confuse people and no one says boo (except the ghost of that old lady that lives in my attic but she always does that) but this is provoking people . I knew muttonchops were obviously a bit of an odd choice but I'm "a weirdo" so I didn't think anyone would really care . WRONG . A lot of people freak the fuck out and say things like "I can't even look at you" . Which seems extreme . And some people are like "awesome , Wolverine !" which honestly I hadn't even considered . No one has called me fat Wolverine yet but it's coming (like that damn ghost lady every damn night waking me up at 3 AM) . I will admit that WHILE I was doing it I thought "cool , just like Matt Jackson" (of Young Bucks fame) .

I halfway considered posting a picture but I know no one cares . Also I realized I probably wouldn't even if I thought anyone did care because my dislike of having my picture taken has turned to UTTER HATRED . I know I'm a gross monster but seeing the proof still stings .

I probably won't keep them long but I like them so everyone who's flipping out ya'll can go screw .

In other news I talked to Big Boobs today in person for the first time in a while and now that she's getting into the super pregnant part of her pregnancy her boobs are INSANE . Like she's bordering on porn boobs . Fantastic !



That is all


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
6/19/2017 6:11 pm

Spoiler alert The Castle by Franz Kafka is a real downer - you know unlike his other feel good books

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
6/19/2017 6:31 pm

Muttonchops...if yours are anything like the Joaquin Phoenix muttonchops in Inherent Vice, then GROSS. You are dead to me.


40Deuce replies on 6/20/2017 4:54 pm:
It was nice knowing you , good luck in your future endeavors

superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
6/19/2017 8:33 pm

I would love to see your chops. The only facial hair I don't like is a full beard without a mustache.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 6/20/2017 4:54 pm:
That's probably called something but I can't think of what

tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
6/20/2017 9:40 am

Did Alice have a contract out on Humpty?

Vive La Difference


40Deuce replies on 6/20/2017 4:55 pm:
I assume it was the King , I mean why else send horses to try and put an egg back together ?

travellerabc123 54M
3989 posts
6/20/2017 2:10 pm

The real question is whether someone is a punk ass bitch or a bitch ass punk.

Embrace the suck


40Deuce replies on 6/20/2017 4:55 pm:
I don't mind bitch ass punks so much

wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
6/21/2017 2:13 pm

I feel stupid but what is a pussy narc?

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


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