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Blogs > collaredmuff01 > Life on a Leash

You are such a turkey!  

collaredmuff01 59F
1767 posts
11/26/2009 8:29 am

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2/4/2010 7:20 am
You are such a turkey!
So this is what I've been up to

Which is why I haven't blogged for a while...so, I've taken some time to steal some turkey jokes for today

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken�s day off.

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside

Q: Why can�t you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I�m stuffed!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty ?
A: If your papa could see you now, he�d turn over in his gravy!

Q: Why do turkeys always gobble?
A: They haven�t been taught good table manners!

Q: Who isn�t hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey, because he�s already stuffed!

Muffy da Brat
BEEFARAMA 48M
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232 posts
12/13/2019 4:32 pm

 You forgot that chicks dig when you flip them the bird.


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