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Robin Williams
Robin Williams I received this in an email... and most of you KNOW how I feel about this. THANK YOU to all who serve T Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts. Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' " If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!! |
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I can't agree more, another great post T
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It doesn't look "Village People-ish"?
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Thanks... T Nah, I don't wear carhartts - you're talking about the bibs, right? Mmm, maybe I'll look into getting some, but it's kinda hot here right now for those.
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regardless of who said it I like it!!
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If he said it...even if he didn't write it...it would put him on the top of my favorite celebrity list. That list is pretty crowded at the bottom end.
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6/7/2006 8:51 am |
Everyone is not an American nor do they want to be. The intent is for humor take it for what it is. Someone said it is the 3rd time around but its the first time we've seen it. Thanks for posting it, we enjoyed it.
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6/6/2006 10:51 pm |
regardless of who said it I like it!!
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Sorry, but this IS NOT Robin Williams material and only about the 3rd time around the net. Check out the Urban Legends site.
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he speaks his mind and I agree with him... he has always been a visionary and years before his time.. thanks for blogging this... ...m.
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6/6/2006 8:02 pm |
I got this too, but Robin didn't write it. Then only thing in this that he actually said was about the statue of liberty. Just thought I'd let you know.
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6/6/2006 7:41 pm |
He's made some great points!
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