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Second Annual Naughty Carol Contest!
12/14/2009 1:46 pm |
Christmas Time Christmas Time Knowing that you’re mine And we’ll be fucking all the time With my cock up your arse up against the Xmas tree A time to make you cum with ecstasy A time for licking A time for sucking A time for thrusting Nothing but fucking Sex and laughter and Cum ever after Hours of fucking Just follow the master Christmas Time Just enjoy fucking at mine Up all night Shagging all night It a time for giving A time for fucking A time for moaning and for Groaning Christmas is blowjobs Christmas is sex Christmas Time Fucking at mine Christmas Time Fucking at Mine Christmas Time Fucking at mine
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12/14/2009 1:29 pm |
Oh shaved pussy Oh shaved pussy Please come, and play with me Your pussy lips, are oh so tight If you were mine, I'd fuck you right Oh shaved pussy Oh shaved pussy You won't ever get enough of me, Ill hit,all the spots I swear you'll forget me not Oh shaved pussy oh shaved pussy We should meet, this Christmas eve Ill unwrap you, from your clothes We'll get dirty in the snow Oh shaved pussy Oh shaved pussy Won't you come and play with me?
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12/14/2009 12:53 pm |
twas the night before christmas throughout the house,we were all fucked and so was the mouse. dads at the brothel and mums with uncle frank. and i,d settled down for a nice slow wank. when outside the house i heard a right clatter, i let go my cock to see what was the matter. out on the lawn i saw a big dick, i knew right away it was old st nick
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Someone's in the chimney flue, and more noises on the roof too. His pants got ripped, lucky me, on Christmas nite,'don't charge my fee. C:\himFeedingMe.gif I snapped his picture just for us, then i did him with a fuss. I post it here for all to see, hope you like it as well as me. c:\10plus.jpg
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12/14/2009 11:31 am |
A night or two ago I thought I'd take a ride upon my new boyfriend who's cock I suck with pride I love it when he cums I scream out in delight every time he fucks my ass or my pussy tight Oh... riding cock, riding cock It's what I love to do In my cunt or in my ass I want it all it's true yes...riding cock, riding cock is what I like the most especially when his cock is rock hard as a post...
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12/14/2009 9:18 am |
Sung to the theme of DING Fries are done  My cock is thick My cock is thick My cock is thick My cock is thick It is not long It is not long It is not long It is not long I would like to have sex with you pretty lady but I’m a virgin What do I do with that? I stick my WHAT in that? Put condom on Put condom on Put condom on Put condom on Right on my wong Right on my wong Right on my wong Right on my wong It is dark in between these sheets and I find the right hole is it supposed to be that tight? Why did you just yell in fright? That’s the wrong hole Please do not go It is so cold Where did you go? I am alone I am alone I am alone I am aaaalooooonnneeeee 
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12/14/2009 8:52 am |
running from my car to get on Black Flirting turning on my cam so you can see my chest it heaves as i stroke my cock and testicles because you're watching tirelessly for me to come as well you can broadcast to me will bring some Christmas cheer and maybe i could fuck your tits as we ring in the new year OH lick my balls suck my dick do it urgently bite my nipple lick my ass i need it feverishly
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12/14/2009 8:22 am |
Here comes Fucking Claus, here comes Fucking Claus, Right up between your legs Vixen, Blitzen, all his reindeer Pulling on the reins. Women are moaning ,vibrators humming All is horny and right. Get out your condoms and say a prayer, 'Cause Fucking Claus cums tonight. Here comes Fucking Claus , here comes Fucking Claus, Right up between your legs He's got a bag that's filled with toys For horny men and women again. Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle, What a beautiful sight. Jump in bed and take off your clothes Because Fucking Claus cums tonight. Here comes Fucking Claus, here comes Fucking Claus, Right up between your legs . He doesn't care if you're a man or woman, He loves you just the same. Fucking knows that we're horney children, That makes everything right. Fill your hearts with Christmas cheer, 'Cause Fucking Claus comes tonight. Well, here comes Fucking Claus, here comes Fucking Claus, Right up between your legs. He'll come around when the chimes ring out It's Christmas morn again. Good sex will come to all If we just lube up right Let's give thanks to the condom makers, Cause Fucking Claus cums tonight. Cause Fucking Claus cums tonight. Oh I just can't wait Till Fucking Claus cums tonight
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Oh the Weather outside is frightful... But my mouth and ass are warm and delightful... Just bring your cock over for some fun and.... Let it cum, let it cum, let it cum!!!! 
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12/14/2009 1:52 am |
To Frosty the Snow Man: Frothing's my manhood Cause you made me come again while I fucked away, I began to spray And Her cunt's all wet again. Frothing's my manhood And she wants to come once more So she licks my dick And sucks his head And he grows to play and spray. It's nice to know there's magic between your teeth and gums cause when they suck my cock real hard He never let's down. Frothing's my manhood cause he's up and hard again she begins to spray As I suck away On her mounds and fuck away. Frothing and Coming On this our Christmas day So we moan away As we fuck and sway Now, she grabs my ass and sprays. Frothing and coming our bodies sweat and play So she hugs me tight And digs her nails Into my ass and prays, Oh, God, Oh, vey! Her ass was perfect round and firm Good God that girl could fuck. But she only stopped a moment when She wanted to get on top. Frothing and hurrying Good God she's on her way So I stepped it up Told myself She's cum And We both came right away. Humpety, Hump, Hump Humpety, Hump, Hump Let those fluids flow Humpety, Hump, Hump Humpety, Hump, Hump Oh, NO! Hope she's on the pill. 
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12/13/2009 11:26 pm |
you see big asses/small asses/big tits and little ones.shaved ones and pierced ones/large ones and small ones . but do you recall/// the smelliest one of them all.////juicy the large clitted pussy, with big lips made of joy. nice red and puffy //all there for your pounding joy.though she's never really clean//we never seem to care///just as long as shes trimmed///leaving a strip of hair.///////she never seems to judge us///just as long as we play/// with that big clitted smelly pussy/// early on christmas day.//////////////////////then one lonely horny eve/as my dick got hard// i called all my other whores just to be shut down. so i called up juicy/// always there to reply///she told me to wrap it for her in something kinda nice.////so in my colorful wrapper//i went to pound her ass///only wanting pleasure//i never had to ask.//////////so this is our christmas jingle//i hope you all enjoyed////of juicy the smelly pussy// wishing you all joy.
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Set to "The Little Drummer Boy" Come and give me, some rum rum rum rum I'd like to fuck you, pour the rum Beer goggles broken, break out the rum To get with me, you gotta have rum, rum rum rum rum, rum rum rum rum, So get me drunk, da rum rum rum rum, Then we'll cum. Sultry Lady, break out the rum I am quite thirsty, give me the rum I'm hot for you, thanks to the rum Get over here, and bring the rum, rum rum rum rum, rum rum rum rum, Shall we get started, I love this rum, Or were we done? Tongues a-wagging, thanks for the rum Sex all night, because of the rum I stroke you softly, have we got some more rum? I fuck you swiftly, back to my rum, rum rum rum rum, rum rum rum rum, I then pass out, da rum rum rum rum Me and my rum. anyone on yahoo?
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12/13/2009 6:36 pm |
 'Bring it on 'Bring it on' Oh slide it in all the way .Oh what fun it is to dogy style you to nite .' Bring it on 'Bring it on 'Pulling our clothes off And threwing them every where-not wanting to cum juat not right yet .'Bring it on 'Bring it on 'Wont be any laughing along the way -were just going to fool around all day. .'Cant wait to suck you to night 'Bring it on 'Bring it on 'Feel you lick me till I scream for more Then we cum till the early dawn .'Bring it on ' 'Bring it on ' Oh what fun we will have riding threw the nite .
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Cock and Cock tales Original parody by s_e_rath Set to the melody of “Snow Miser/ Heat Miser” Word count: 200 exact I'm Mr. Pussy Eater I'm Mr. G-Spot I'm Mr. Fuckable I'm Mr. Ten Inches Magical sex toy I know where to stroke Kinky fetishes call to me Candles or bondage so be -------------------- Hmm Mr. Pussy Eater Hmm Mr. G-Spot Hmm Mr. Fuckable Hmm Mr. Ten Inches Braggadocio ------------- Not bragging 100% real Fucking rock hard cock I’ll blow a load of cum ------------- Heard that all before ----------- I'm Mr. Fuck Machine I'm Mr. Dream-Lover I'm Mr. Incredible I'm Mr. Ten Inches plus One Majestic, they bow to me Playmates I fuck for hours Hotties wait for me to call Pussies melt under my thrusting ------------------------------------- Hmmm Mr. Fuck Machine Hmmm Mr. Dream-Lover Hmmm Mr. Incredible Hmmm Mr. Ten Inches plus One Braggadocio -------- Heard that all before ------- No: I am fucking real My cock never goes down I am the best around ----------------- …..Sing it girls…. He is Mr. Fish Tale He is Mr. All Talk He is Mr. 4 inches He is Mr. Mission Impossible We all know the game Such a a misfit He is Mr. Braggart He is Mr. Inconsiderate Playmates never call again Men who brag and blow hot air They run rampant on here Sigh!!!  [post 2834794] [post 2827268] Battle Phantoms.....When the Sun Weeps....Life Revisited a poem [post 2625633].....Pygmalions Moonlight Sonata....[post 2625650] [post 2622197].... [post 2344308]
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12/13/2009 4:43 pm |
O come all ye perverts Come and have an orgy O come ye, o cum ye In brothels galore Come and get plastered And let's find some ho-girls O come let us enjoy them O come let us enjoy them O come let us enjoy them In brothels galore
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I came upon a Serta bed, that glorious night untold. With rubbers flying left and right, I had a very good hold. Piece on the bed, good-will to whores, and prostitutes everywhere. I had a very good girl that night, with a big bushy, jungle of hair.
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To the tune of “Deck the Halls” Call my friends we’ll have an orgy, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Shed we now our street apparel, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Roll the condoms, pour the lube on, Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. Fuck me hard with your thick shaft sir, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. See the sexy tits on that one, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. You kiss those, I’ll lick her cunt, sir, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Tongue her clit and probe her pussy, Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. Cum for me my Santa’s helper, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Fast away the night time passes, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Cumming still we fuck through breakfast, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Crying out with pleasure “faster!” Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. Let’s make this our Christmas custom, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
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To the tune of the PAUL MCCARTNEY ‘s “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time” --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The mood is right My d!ck is up We’re here tonight So let’s Fok Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind The condom’s on STD’s I fear When I cum I’ll grab her ears Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind My b!tch just loves to suck my schlong Ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding dong Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind My d!ck is out I lift her gown I’ll finger her a$$ Ah As I go down Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind My b!tch just loves to suck my schlong she thinks I’m hung like ole King Kong King Kong, ding dong King Kong, ding dong King Kong, ding dong The condom’s on My d!ck is up We’re here tonight So let’s Fok Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind We’re simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind The mood is right My d!ck is up We’re here tonight So let’s Fok! We’re simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind Simply getting some WON’derful XXX-mas behind Ohhhhhhhhh Have some WON’derful behind --------------------------------------------------------------------------- © “Fok’ed Up” Lyrics by --WonDumFok-- Won  .
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12/13/2009 12:08 pm |
TWELVE DAYS OF HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRTISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME SOME STRAWBERRIES AND CHOCOLATE SO HE CAN EAT IT OFF OF ME. ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME SOME FOREPLAY AND WETNESS THAT HAD ME SCREAMIN PLEASE BABY PLEASE ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME HE PUT HIS FINGER IN MY PUSSY TO SEE HOW WETTIER COULD IT BE WHEN HE SUCKIN ON MY TITTIES ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME HIS DICK WAS PUT IN MY MOUTH TO MAKE GET HARD SO HE CAN GIVE ME THE PLEASURE I REALLY NEED ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME A ROCK HARD 9-10INCHES DICK FILLING MY MOUTH TILL HE SCREAM HE GOING TO CUM DOWN MY THROAT LIKE OH WEEEEEE ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME HIS DICK RUBBING UP AND DOWN MY CLIT TILL I FEEL HIM GET BIGGER AND WAIT FOR HIM TO STICK IT IN ME SO HE CAN FEEL HOW WARM THIS PUSSY CAN BE ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME HIM SLIDING HIS BIG LONG DICK IN AND OUT IN AND OUT OF THIS HOT DARK CHOCOLATE PUSSY MAKING ME CUM OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH THIS CREAMY WHITE CREAM FROM MY PUSSY ALL OVER HIS BIG DICK ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME STARTING ALL OVER BECAUSE HE KNOW I LIKE THE WAY THE DICK IN MY MOUTH AND PUSSY FEELS ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME A RELAXING MASSAGE AND I WANTED TO PUT HIS DICK BACK IN MY MOUTH SO I CAN SUCK TILL HE WANT TO DO ME IN EVERY ROOM THAT WE CAN HANG AND DO IT IN WHILE THE KIDS ARE ASLEEP ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME HE CUMMED ON MY FACE AND CUMMED ON MY TITTIES TILL I LICK IT AWAY CLEAN SO HE CAN SEE HOW MUCH I LOVED ALL THE GOOD SEXUAL RELATIONS HE GIVES TO ME ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME 24 HOUR SEX AND HIM MASTERBATING ON THE PHONE BECAUSE HE WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW WET I GOT WHEN HE WAS IN ME HE SAID HE HEARD ALL THE WET NOISES THAT CAME FROM HIS DICK AND MY PUSSY MAKIN IT DO WHAT IT DO THAT MADE HIM HORNY TO COME AND GET ANOTHER PIECE OF ME ON THE TWELVETH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME ANOTHER ROUND OF STRAWBERRIES AND WHIPPED CREAM 69 AND HIS LONG 9-10 INCHES OF DICK AND HIM WITH HIS WET LIPS ALL ON MY CLIT AND PUSSY LIPS TILL HE LOOKED UP AT ME WITH ALL MY CUM ALL OVER HIS FACE THAT HE HAD TO GIVE ME THE DICK TO MAKE ME ONLY WANT IT ALL THE TIME WITH ONLY HIM AND ME BECAUSE HE FELT HE WAS FALLIN FOR ALL THIS DARK CHOCOLATE ALWAYS WET PUSSY!!
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no christmas this year i hate to have to say no christmas this year but santa had some problems with a few of his deer Vixon has caught the crabs real bad so trying to itch his balls is driving him mad dasher is in theropy hes in love with another only problem being its with his own mother comet is hooked on viagra and his cock is always hard fucking things so big he cant walk through the yard so if there is no christmas for us all this year its all to blame on those fucking reindeer
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To the tune of “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth” All I want for XXX-mas is World Fok’in Peace World Fok’in Peace, I said World Fok’in Peace Gee if we could only have World Fok’in Peace Then we wouldn’t have to worry about terrorists It won’t be long if we go on this way The planet is already covered with missiles Our system it really, really sucks It’s as if it were designed by Hoover or Bissell All I want for XXX-mas is World Fok’in Peace World Fok’in Peace, I said World Fok’in Peace Gee if we could only have World Fok’in Peace Then we wouldn’t have to worry about terrorists.  © “Fok’ed Up” Lyrics by --WonDumFok-- Won .
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twas the nite before christmas and santa was sad mrs claus had just left him for an elf named chad he staggered from his sliegh said ill show her some class then ill stick my hard cock right straight in her ass he removed all his clothes stroked a cock like a tree through toyland he walked for them all to see all the elves they awed and some seemed in shock that good old st nick had such a huge cock when he burst in the room the whole place it did rock and then reach out real quick and slapped chad with his cock he grabbed her by hair and suck on this bitch and down her throat it went without even a hitch he fucked her all nite and filled every hole fucked her with a cock as big as a pole his load was so big into history it went blew out her back teeth and left her pussy spent and just so you all know santa has plans for next year no cookies and milk just pussy and beer
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“I saw the neighbors last night “ Original parody by s_e_rath Set to the melody of “I saw Mommy Kissing Santa” Word count: 144 I saw Mrs. C sucking Santa’s cock On her knees she deep-throated They were quite a show Out behind the fake sled and snow God to love neighbors with a fetish for outdoor sex Then I saw Santa licking Mrs. C hot Binoculars I grabbed in shock Voyeurism at its height Wow the sex act was a sight Her legs spread up wide on the sled to see all Then I saw a female elf kissing Mrs. C She suckled Mrs. C tits with glee That elf enjoyed her sex spree Even gave old Santa a kiss or two As she waved her ass for me to see too Then I saw Santa fucking Mrs. C’s ass Doggie style was a mix-in Yelling loudly “fuck you vixen” But from behind the elf had a mind To fuck Santa with a strap on in kind [post 2834794] [post 2827268] Battle Phantoms.....When the Sun Weeps....Life Revisited a poem [post 2625633].....Pygmalions Moonlight Sonata....[post 2625650] [post 2622197].... [post 2344308]
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12/13/2009 9:58 am |
(to the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissin' Santa Claus" post 2166056) OHHHHH, SANTA CLAUS! I saw mommy fuckin'Santa Claus Underneath the Christmas tree last night What a sight this would have been If my daddy had walked in To see mommy fuckin’ Santa Claus I wonder where was Rudolph And all the other reindeer? Were they outside in the cold While Santa was in here? I ran to the window to see if I could see them But they were nowhere in sight I guess they’ll come back for Santa Later on tonight Santa sure makes a lot of noise Hope he and mommy don’t break any toys Now I hear my mommy She’s making noises, too She’s calling my daddy’s name And telling Santa she’s about to get through I don’t think Santa’s hurting mommy ‘cause her legs are wrapped around his waist And it looks like she’s holding onto his head When Santa let out a loud squeal I could see it wasn’t Santa But my daddy instead Good night, folks I’m going back to bed
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the wife was asleep all snug in our bed as i was hoping to get alitlle christmas head so i gave her a pat then a push and a nudge it was to no avail my wife would not budge i was wondered around all alone in the house thinking how to get off without the help of the spouse then i entered the kitchen hard cock in my hand and found room full pies right there on the stand and i thought to myself just how warm they would seam so i plunged my cock in and then let out a scream my wife came in running then took a look at my cock and said you asshole i told you the pies were still hot so guys if your looking at all those pies on the stand just through in a porn and do it by hand
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