1448 posts 1/23/2017 11:19 am
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My Top 20 Keywords. What are yours ?
If you are on the blogs page, or in your own blog page, you will find the link 'keywords'. Clicking on it will show you your blogs keywords. Please copy and paste your top 20 on your reply.
My top 20 keywords on my blog are in order of appearance :
love head greek beer phone
water messages shopping london food
wear profiles trip blogs doctor
toilet giving group england parents
I note that ''head'' and ''beer'' are along the top.....Enough said !!! 
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What happens if I have too much time on my hands The AFF song
Blast from the past From the diary
And some larfs
FIFTY SHADES OF ...............
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations,
you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied
your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you
drove me near crazy while you drained me.
Finally, I drifted off to sleep.
Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail,
only the sheets bore witness to last night's events.
My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making
it all the more difficult to forget you.
Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you........
F...ing mosquito!
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A Love Story
I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
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Fifty Shades of Grey Hair
The missus bought a Paperback
down Dymocks, Saturday,
I had a look in her bag
T’was “fifty shades of grey”.
Well I just left her to it,
At ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared
The sight filled me with dread…..
In her left hand she held a rope
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down on the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago
I might have had a peek
But Doris has not weathered well
She’s eighty four next week.
Watching Doris bump and grind
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things went from bad to worse
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled up upon her feet
A couple minutes later
She put her teeth back in and…
Said…. I must dominate her!!
Now if you knew our Doris,
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d muttered.
She stood there nude, naked like
Bent forward just a bit ….
I thought what the hell,
Stepped forward,
and stood on her left tit!
Doris screamed, her teeth shot out
My god what had I done ! ?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one”!!
Well readers, I can’t tell no more
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,….
Turned “fifty shades of Grey”.
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4077 posts 1/23/2017 11:34 am |
The first two are a hoot
I promise I did not cheat !!! You can check by visiting my blog and clicking keywords !!!
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4077 posts 1/23/2017 1:01 pm |
Hi chatgal and awes and thanx for the visit. I see everyone's top row contains ''love'' and ''head''. A pure coincidence or the Black Flirting demon I wonder. I bet the results from your naked Wednesday were interesting. Going to have a look.
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4077 posts 1/24/2017 2:05 am |
Hello ethical and thanx for the visit. I see the word ''head'' has fell into second row at the expense of ''orgasm''. I still don't know why mine include ''toilet'' Still, learning everyday. Only last night I found out that I am only 49/100 compatible with...myself !
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