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How to save the airlines. A serious plan that could turn the tide.  

Mccartney2003 46M
388 posts
8/18/2005 10:11 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm
How to save the airlines. A serious plan that could turn the tide.
I myself worked for two major airlines for many years. As a former member of that work field I was thinking of some great ideas to save the sinking ship. Everyone knows airlines are going chapter 11 all over the place. I have sent out these wonderful ideas to the CEO's of all the various major worldwide airlines and have not got a reply except for one. Man, I tell you the bright folks are always ignored. Oh well, Areo Mexico credit me when you use these.

Make fat people pay for two seats like Southwest does.
Also make ugly people pay for two seats.
Sell off spare jet engines in SkyMall.
Until further notice, the in-flight movie will be Krull.
In the event of an emergency, there will be a $4 charge for oxygen masks. Exact change is appreciated.
Out: union mechanics. In: duct tape.
To save fuel, have pilots get up to cruising altitude and then cut the engines and glide the rest of the way.
Require John Kerry to check his hair if there is no space for it in the overhead bins.
Implement a strict "no hijacking" policy.
Regardless of destination, all flights will connect through Denver.
Allocate one bag of peanuts per flight to be shared among the entire coach cabin.
Try to cut down on the gross mismanagement.
Masseur_0 49M

8/20/2005 1:38 pm

 Dude, I would totally fly more if I could see an entire plane's facial contortions when they are a captive audience to Krull
KRULL!!!!....it's might lives on.


Mccartney2003 46M
281 posts
8/20/2005 9:08 pm

 What was that other movie based in the Krull universe?

I know there were two....


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