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Modern wedding anniversary greeting card selection.  

Mccartney2003 46M
388 posts
8/21/2005 2:17 pm

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Modern wedding anniversary greeting card selection.
I was thinking that I could start a line of new greeting cards for the modern marriage.
Here are some of the ideas I've had thus far.

"I've come to realize that I loathe you."

"I'm sorry I keep calling out your sister's name in bed."

"It's about time I started letting myself go."

"If you weren't so frigid I wouldn't need to cheat."

"You are merely a vessel for your parents' flawed genetic matter."

"We have a storybook marriage. Specfically, the story is Lord of the Flies."
Fallic40 60M
1855 posts
8/21/2005 6:32 pm

 Here's a couple more:

"My mum was right about you"

"Yes, your arse does make those pants look fat"

"I'll stop looking when you start cooking"


AtomicKisss 65M

8/21/2005 8:10 pm

 Have you thought about divorce greeting cards? You are on to something!


Mccartney2003 46M
281 posts
8/21/2005 8:26 pm

 Too true. Another good topic.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
8/21/2005 8:32 pm

 I can arrange some advertising for these cards over at the TATTLER.

The PUBLISHER


Mccartney2003 46M
281 posts
8/22/2005 7:59 pm

 Hey that would be great Keith! Maybe bring this hole in a wall blog some notice.

And mizzkitka I learned long ago not to fry in the nude.


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