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Blogs > powercool6621 > 小懶叫男人~

逆流而上的勇氣~XD  

powercool6621 36M
459 posts
2/26/2018 7:49 pm

Last Read:
10/2/2021 4:33 am
逆流而上的勇氣~XD
是的~
我相信大家應該都有聽過蔣公小時候看到魚逆流而上的傳奇洗腦故事吧~
由於這個故事真的太奇杷了~
真的讓我想忘都忘不了~

話說~
我昨晚要夜跑前~
看到一隻小蟑螂~
我打昏他之後~
丟到洗臉台用水沖下去~

沒想到~
我夜跑回來~居然看到他已經逆管爬上來了~
就跟小魚一樣逆流而上啊~
你們說說~我能不感動嗎~XDDDDDDDD
loveboy0301 36T
Ask me for a photo

2/28/2018 4:45 am

 打到爆漿~XD


powercool6621 replies on 2/28/2018 7:10 pm:
不行~
這樣會跟亂噴一樣~
很難清乾淨~XD

fly566430 45M
323 posts
2/28/2018 12:24 am

 就像我們的老2也常常在逆流而上...(上面的水一直往下滴，於是老2拼命往上頂)
蝦咪哩妖魔歸怪~底加攏跨ㄟ丟...


powercool6621 replies on 2/28/2018 7:12 pm:
看來~
我的懶叫以後要改名叫蔣公了~XDD

secret_DL 34F
10010 posts
2/27/2018 8:11 am

 因為感動所以你要養牠到終老嗎XDD

眼淚是天使身上的鑽石，因為被珍惜著所以珍貴無比
眼淚是屋簷滴落的雨水，因為不重視所以跟髒水無差別


powercool6621 replies on 2/27/2018 7:55 pm:
我剛剛已經打電話給安養中心~
看有沒有床位~XDD

edword1121 50M
4316 posts
2/26/2018 10:33 pm

 你頭髮長出來了


powercool6621 replies on 2/27/2018 7:48 pm:
我就是落建搭配柔沛這樣~
然後就開始茂盛起來了~XDD

Aliching 48M
46 posts
2/26/2018 9:31 pm

 下次丟馬桶


powercool6621 replies on 2/27/2018 7:41 pm:
我怕他跳出水面咬我菊花~XDD

powercool6621 36M
8778 posts
2/26/2018 7:52 pm

 是的~
就跟課文裡面說的一樣~
我們從小就射精快~不怕肛~又很機歪~
所以長大了~能呆在xmatch打很多砲~XDD


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