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We're here, we're sluts, get used to it.
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We're here, we're sluts, get used to it. On Slut Is The Topic For The Tenth Virtual Symposium Sheela na gigs are figurative carvings of naked women displaying an exaggerated vulva. Such carvings are said to ward off death and evil.  We're here, we're sluts, get used to it.- by Bill Bend to the oars, you lousy whores, None is bigger than mine. She hoisted her garments for me to see all Overload by spectators during a wedding Gloria! Gloria! You were my queen and I was your fool She screamed and she hollered, and tried to recoil When I pulled out Old Satan, and went boring for oil. The pup yelped; the slut barked and leaped furiously at the offender You have to pay attention, he says a lot. You have to know your place. Tis no less, I tell you, for the bawdy hand of the dial is now upon the prick of noon. She began to gently run her hands over Little Red’s creamy white buttocks and thighs People had crowded onto the bridge to see a clown go down the river in a barrel; Heidegger and a Hippo Walk Through Those Pearly Gates Tits and clits! Tits and clits! That’s what all this is about! That’s all they are ever after! It’s a harsh and difficult thing for a woman to go to sleep, alone. Without a prick, I mean. Ten Gates To Heaven where we connect the Mind, Body and Spirit Collapsed beneath the overnight train "We're here, we're sluts, get used to it." Illustration by Charles Eisen for The Devil of Pope-Fig Island by Jean de la Fontaine: Tales and Novels in Verse. Vol. 2  Yea, with elegant little itchy-bitchy curly whirly penny royals growing So neatly and tightly all around that lovely meadow! The battleships sail In and out, And never a bother to me 79 people drowned, mainly . The King of Filth will not have the Slut Chorus, “Do you know that slut who writes that column? She replied: “I know her very well... that slut is me.” The future's uncertain and the end is always near American Feminism Wants All Girls To Be Fat Sluts Overload by attackers during the Battle of Stirling Bridge "Boys will be boys" I suppose they would have said. He's a Stud, She's a Slut, and 49 Other Double Standards ... Because There's Always a Slut Ready to Get Caught on Tape! Slut-Shaming, Eugenics, and Donald Duck Jane, you ignorant slut Slamming sluts heads in doors cause your a ruthless cunt ... Horror movies are a staple around Halloween but ever notice how the slut always dies first? If movies are making girls sluts, what da fuk made you become an internet ? Show me the way to the next whiskey bar "Man, I want to find a club where the door sluts are not the only women." It’s not that I minded whores and sluts livin’ in the neighborhood. It wasn’t that great of a neighborhood anyway. "We're here, we're sluts, get used to it."  feelin’ affectionate toward this lil slut all jizzed up She fell in love with me cause of my big cock snapped due to mechanical resonance caused by marching soldiers Aerodynamically poor design resulted in aeroelastic flutter Yet I do know that they have hopped off their cunts early Darling, I think you could strangle a bull with this cunte! Butt-Fuck Sluts Go Nuts Vol. 29 and I go through every bit of me, every bit of me – including my bumhole! “Wipe your face off you, lil slut,” I told her gently. “You were OK at first, but in the end you just lay there like a bucket of dirt. Sluts Don't Knock On Doors. for free. Of course there are different levels of “slut” Which one are you? Twitter Sluts are just a nuisance to everyone Once she has your guy, she doesn’t want him Sorry...Sluts r'Us is two doors over The taste of pure slut is all that keeps me here "We're here, we're sluts, get used to it."  "You know, I think we're beating around the bush here," The Drunk Sluts are an edgy and raw melodic punk hunt sluts from a helicopter with an AR 15 Candid Panties gets bought under the bridge "I've been told I'm not supposed to say this you don't have to wear your sexual proclivities on your sleeve acted cook, slut, butler, page, footman, and valet de chambre. Our radiant Queene, hates Sluts, and Sluttery. women should avoid dressing like sluts A slovenly, untidy person, usually a woman. Our Polly is a sad Slut! the only true emotion; lust was only kept from biting him by Roughing it in the Bush in order not to be victimised." Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut the slut takes on a sheen of unreality When-cut-won-t-slut-looking-men-like- "We're here, we're sluts, get used to it."  Crime and deviance: nuts, sluts and perverts? DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE - Doors Unlocked And Open but unlocked doors were an invitation to come inside. Crawling King Snake fucks The Crystal Ship Collapsed because of a sudden washout Heartless Bastards, 'Gates Of Dawn' At the first gate, we ask ourselves,"Are these words true?" cast away honestie vppon a foule slut the market is flooded with sluts that drown Tanker Franz Klasen rammed Three old whores in Winnipeg Don't you love her madly? Yea, all your love is gone no holding back the SlutWalkers now "being a slut and getting pissed off" Being an impudent . nor heeds what we have taught her bestowing a savage kick on The Diary of Samuel Pepys "We're here, we're sluts, get used to it."  As you like it Come walk or roll or strut or holler The Ethical Slut The Last Living Slüt The Collected Horny Biker Slut cum guzzling The poor lil slut fall in love with a slut and a sluts- That’s what your tongue is for 10 wanton black cock sluts next door "You're a liar," says the other old tit-fucking, blow jobs, The freshman slut you’re a slut with rugburn on your knees. like getting a cancer diagnosis off of Web MD stories from over a hundred girls Obvious sluts will be obvious sluts Met a slut today? Sluts are old and boring Teenage Tribes and the Myth of the Slut on Facebook not sexist it's 'just the way it is' seek out a girl with a low notch count. "We're here, we're sluts, get used to it."  So sing a lonely song Of a deep blue dream R*pe and sexual assault culture protested Stop the violence! Stop the hate!” a safe space for survivors and allies the word "slut" is being reappropriated. "SlutWalking" is attracting thousands BECAUSE WE'VE HAD ENOUGH ... victim blaming and slut shaming in regards to sexual assault WE'RE HERE, WE'RE SLUTS, GET USED TO IT! Become a member now and get a free tote bag. |
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WOW!!!.... Just WOW.. I'm speechless Never expected absurd poetry to be this powerful! Bravo!!!!  Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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WOW!!!.... Just WOW.. I'm speechless Never expected absurd poetry to be this powerful! Bravo!!!! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Sure is a Lot of Unusual Things all brought together into one post, wow. Would have wondered what the point was if it wasn't often repeated, we're here, get used to it!
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Sure is a Lot of Unusual Things all brought together into one post, wow. Would have wondered what the point was if it wasn't often repeated, we're here, get used to it! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Thank you... It did begin to depress me. Some of it turned out funny anyway, but the aggregate is defiance. I loved the Slut Walk and the walkers. There's another word that comics overused relentlessly to wear it down, and I approved of that too. I know it's open to heated debate, but I don't think we talk about hate and repression by banning words. If you can't even speak or write the words the abuse and oppression are hidden from view, locked in the closet where it can't be seen or heard. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Amusing yet true, and so well presented!!!!!   WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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Amusing yet true, and so well presented!!!!! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I always thought Jim Morrison was more of an attention whore than a slut, but then, what's the difference? Excellent post, so very slutty! And thanks for the praise, one slut to another. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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The companion piece to PD's post. Kind of interesting and lovely on its own. Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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That's one fantastic bit of prose! I've got used to it, we're all sluts! 
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The companion piece to PD's post. Kind of interesting and lovely on its own. Kk Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Jazz, socialism, and reefer! It was a triple threat to American youth. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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It is not a word I am comfortable with and I don't really understand the reclamation of the word. It was a word that was once benign and may be one day again. It is still evolving. I have to admit this post was a bit over my head at times if I am honest about it. But wow, a lot of hard work and thought went into this one B. I am determined this time to read every single post and to comment and to respond to comments left on my post if it kills me. I plan to get caught up from last time too. I don't know what's wrong with me sometimes B. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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That's one fantastic bit of prose! I've got used to it, we're all sluts! I think the poem was too long. Flarf seems to work better in shorter doses, but I wanted to try a longer one. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Thank you Leo! And you ain't a pervert- you're a woman with a healthy attitude. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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the slut always dies first Reading this mind-numbing post has so depleted me that the only thing that resonated was that single thought line.  Thanks, (I think).  blog on!
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Sorry about it, but long posts with rich vocabulary gets me lost in the way. Your prose(and PD's) seems magnificent, though, and illustrations accurate. About the first one ... the widest vagina recorded is Anna Swan's, a Scottish, with 19 inches in diameter - did you know that ? For slutwalks ... that cop in Toronto saying "women shouldn't dress like sluts" was an absolute moron, and the event started in reaction is just great. In fact I thought I'll read more contributions in the symposium devoted to "slut dressings" - thanks for having thought of it to both of you.
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Sorry about it, but long posts with rich vocabulary gets me lost in the way. Your prose(and PD's) seems magnificent, though, and illustrations accurate. About the first one ... the widest vagina recorded is Anna Swan's, a Scottish, with 19 inches in diameter - did you know that ? For slutwalks ... that cop in Toronto saying "women shouldn't dress like sluts" was an absolute moron, and the event started in reaction is just great. In fact I thought I'll read more contributions in the symposium devoted to "slut dressings" - thanks for having thought of it to both of you. And no- I did not know about Anna Swan! Thanks. I may need that information some day! The Toronto cop's quote in the flarf poem. You're right-he was a moron. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I stopped counting Doors references at about eight: Morrison & Co. are longtime favorites, and you mined some moderately obscure recordings (the group's cover of "Gloria!") for your poem... and... You will never again need to convince me that sampling ISN'T art! It most certainly is! You and Dr. Dre, man... I see no difference at all! (For the concerned: Relax. This is all covered under the "Fair Use" doctrine. And that's before we get into tangential citations such as Feist Publications, Inc., v. Rural Telephone Service Co. Just chill and enjoy the creativity and effort here.) Even before I took the poem as a whole, I had a great time playing Memory Jog (the most exercise I've gotten in a few days) with your references. And when my memory developed a nasty stitch which prevented me from moving on, I loved looking up your sources. F'rinstance, the "bend to your oars" song (female readers: Do not do not do not look this song up. Seriously. You'll break the Internet. It's TOO slutty.) led to Ed Cray's book "The Erotic Muse: American Bawdy Songs," which is going to be my next secondhand bookstore grail. But -- damn, man! -- this flarf poem is not a research effort: It's an editing effort. And when I went back to it for a second (of what turned out to be multiple) reading(s), I saw the effort that went into making it flow seamlessly and coherently. It works not just as a literary exercise, but as a cry from the heart. Amazing. Thank you for bringing the world of flarf to the blogosphere here. It's a hell of a lot of fun to read-- and would be a hell of a lot of fun to play with. But by my lights, you've staked your claim to the form, and I am going to back off and just admire your efforts... unless folks feel flarf should be a potential symposium topic? Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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I stopped counting Doors references at about eight: Morrison & Co. are longtime favorites, and you mined some moderately obscure recordings (the group's cover of "Gloria!") for your poem... and... You will never again need to convince me that sampling ISN'T art! It most certainly is! You and Dr. Dre, man... I see no difference at all! (For the concerned: Relax. This is all covered under the "Fair Use" doctrine. And that's before we get into tangential citations such as Feist Publications, Inc., v. Rural Telephone Service Co. Just chill and enjoy the creativity and effort here.) Even before I took the poem as a whole, I had a great time playing Memory Jog (the most exercise I've gotten in a few days) with your references. And when my memory developed a nasty stitch which prevented me from moving on, I loved looking up your sources. F'rinstance, the "bend to your oars" song (female readers: Do not do not do not look this song up. Seriously. You'll break the Internet. It's TOO slutty.) led to Ed Cray's book "The Erotic Muse: American Bawdy Songs," which is going to be my next secondhand bookstore grail. But -- damn, man! -- this flarf poem is not a research effort: It's an editing effort. And when I went back to it for a second (of what turned out to be multiple) reading(s), I saw the effort that went into making it flow seamlessly and coherently. It works not just as a literary exercise, but as a cry from the heart. Amazing. Thank you for bringing the world of flarf to the blogosphere here. It's a hell of a lot of fun to read-- and would be a hell of a lot of fun to play with. But by my lights, you've staked your claim to the form, and I am going to back off and just admire your efforts... unless folks feel flarf should be a potential symposium topic? Of course, Burroughs also once, upon meeting some diva in Italy who offered up her hand to be kissed, announced "Aw, I'd rather kiss her cunt." How can you not like the guy? Thanks, HG! I still think it's as much or more fun for the writer than it is for the reader, unless he makes a game out of it and searches sources, like you did. That's pretty flattering! But I don't think blogtown is especially enthralled with flarf. You recall the last time I played with flarf- my loyal watchers were commenting "Gee, that's very nice, but what about your dog? We haven't heard about Gracie in a while." and "How's Gracie doing? Sure do miss her!" Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I can sure understand that. That word can be a pretty vicious slur, and young people throw it around as frequently as "like" without a thought, or a clue, to what it does to their target. Amazingly, so do a lot of "adults". Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Sort of related: Last night I was reading #theEmptyChair article in NY magazine. There was one comment that says it all. "You know, a woman can be not believed for 30 years. But it takes one man? To make a joke about it?" We women may be finally, thanks to women's rights activism and feminist discourse, in control of our body [politically speaking] and free to do with it as we please. But we still can't control our image, or make our voice heard. People will see what they want to see, no matter what. And most of the time they are not listening, either.
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Sort of related: Last night I was reading #theEmptyChair article in NY magazine. There was one comment that says it all. "You know, a woman can be not believed for 30 years. But it takes one man? To make a joke about it?" We women may be finally, thanks to women's rights activism and feminist discourse, in control of our body [politically speaking] and free to do with it as we please. But we still can't control our image, or make our voice heard. People will see what they want to see, no matter what. And most of the time they are not listening, either. I think it takes a lot- and a lot of time- to turn a culture in a different direction. I hope you're right that women are getting political control- I wax hopeful and wane discouraged on that myself. But it's shouting out and gaining political power that will cause real change, and economic power will accomplish that. Keep hollering, and fight back. Wealth and power doesn't ever concede willingly- you have to take it. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I am going to write less so you and yours can write more! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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way to stand up for all us sluts! hip hip hooray1 THANKS for making me smile today. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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