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The 's Tale  

kzoopair 73M/71F
8610 posts
10/23/2015 10:52 am
The 's Tale


The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
The Virtual Symposium Returns: Let’s Pick A Topic!

This will be the Thirteenth Virtual Symposium. (This is a paid political announcement for my friend humorlife. Vote!)

Thirteen is a magic number, if you're inclined to think of numbers as magical or mysterious or loaded with symbolic meaning. Of course numbers are by their very nature symbolic. They're merely an idea and can't be touched except in a conceptual or a spiritual way. They lend themselves to thinking and dreaming and organizing. We try hard to find order in our lives, certainty in an uncertain and confusing world, and numbers give us comfort and sustenance in that search. I am fairly convinced that the order we discover is as illusory as the numbers we count it with, but it really doesn't matter. The search and the yearning is what matters. It makes us human.

We are social animals and we order ourselves in that same way. We form groups and tribes instinctively, and gravitate to certain crowds that seem to be like we are, and that's what draws some of us to this site, and in a subset, to these blogs. The Virtual Symposia are a bonding experience. It's a way to express our individuality at the same time that it strengthens our sense of belonging. We tend to compete within our groups and tribes, and cooperate as a tribe to compete with other tribes. We're part competition and and part cooperation. Both qualities are essential. Listening to each other is also essential if we're to understand one another and feel included.

Join the Symposium. Vote on a topic and let your imagination run with it. You will meet and better understand other bloggers in doing it, and it may just result in that ultimate bonding experience, the one that lured us all here- you have an opportunity to meet beautiful and sexy new people and perhaps fuck them. Life is a cabaret!

The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
The Virtual Symposium Returns: Let's Pick A Topic!
It is the magnum opus of humorlife


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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/23/2015 11:07 am

Cult leader is really pushing for bad erotica!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
10/23/2015 11:11 am

Y'all won't have any trouble picking a good one!


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/23/2015 11:24 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Cult leader is really pushing for bad erotica!
I don't care which topic wins- I'm married to Opening Lines, and I'm riding it out to the bitter end.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/23/2015 11:27 am

    Quoting keithcancook:
    Y'all won't have any trouble picking a good one!
I have already chosen, and I intend to be a die hard, a chauvinist and a dead ender about it.

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NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
10/23/2015 11:35 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Cult leader is really pushing for bad erotica!
He could be trying to ease tensions in BlogLand - really bad erotica could be hilarious if well written. Or, it could be his personal favorite... Who knows! He encouraged others to promote their favorites, too.

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nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
10/23/2015 11:45 am

You're such a good pimp!!!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/23/2015 11:46 am

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    He could be trying to ease tensions in BlogLand - really bad erotica could be hilarious if well written. Or, it could be his personal favorite... Who knows! He encouraged others to promote their favorites, too.
Cult leader may have an ulterior motive. I expect he has a sizable stack of bad erotica penned in his own hand that he'd like to unload- cheaply, if that's the only way. (This wink's for you, humorlife.) I myself have reams of poor quality writing that I'd like to pass off as a joke, if I could just get away with it.

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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
10/23/2015 11:52 am

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Cult leader may have an ulterior motive. I expect he has a sizable stack of bad erotica penned in his own hand that he'd like to unload- cheaply, if that's the only way. (This wink's for you, humorlife.) I myself have reams of poor quality writing that I'd like to pass off as a joke, if I could just get away with it.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/23/2015 11:53 am

I can fake it with the best of them, can't I?

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/23/2015 11:55 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Psssstt fella, I haf some cheep buuks for ya right here. Haf price guud deal for you!
OK, but only if it's really cheesy. Let's see whatcha got!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/23/2015 12:00 pm

    Quoting yesmamallthetime:
    I am not sure but I think there is enough bad erotica on here. LOL Kzoo you are a good pimp. I am with you on the number 13. It is kind of magical for me. LOL
I think the same as you, ma'am. But erotica is so subjective. It either does it for you, puts you to sleep or makes you want to gag.
PD likes numerology and instinctively computes everything. It isn't as if she believes in it- she acquired the habit young and can't stop herself! (I ain't superstitious but a black cat crossed my trail...)

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/23/2015 12:22 pm

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    He could be trying to ease tensions in BlogLand - really bad erotica could be hilarious if well written. Or, it could be his personal favorite... Who knows! He encouraged others to promote their favorites, too.
I'm all for easing tensions in blogland. I'll even write some good bad erotica if that means peace prevails!


humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
10/23/2015 12:27 pm

I am utterly furious with myself -- as Eros Space pointed out on the blog -- for not seeing the whole 13th Symposium/Halloween juxtaposition. I also, in my haste, did NOT include a write-in option... a situation I've since remedied.

I, too, enjoy numerology. Hell, there's a whole branch of Jewish mysticism devoted to it. In fact, I've decided that for the 18th symposium (18 is a significant number in Judaism -- the Hebrew letters associated with the word "life" add up to it) I am going to mandate a topic.

The topic will be "Why Jewish men are the best lovers, especially male Jewish editors from New York City." Minimum 500 words.

Great pimping... and thank you!

(I am going to add "Numerology" to the list of potential topics. And I will beg contributors not to gift us with 50 posts about 69.)

Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/23/2015 3:02 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I'm all for easing tensions in blogland. I'll even write some good bad erotica if that means peace prevails!
Like Neville Chamberlain before us, "Piece on our site." Or something or other like that.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/23/2015 3:17 pm

    Quoting humorlife:
    I am utterly furious with myself -- as Eros Space pointed out on the blog -- for not seeing the whole 13th Symposium/Halloween juxtaposition. I also, in my haste, did NOT include a write-in option... a situation I've since remedied.

    I, too, enjoy numerology. Hell, there's a whole branch of Jewish mysticism devoted to it. In fact, I've decided that for the 18th symposium (18 is a significant number in Judaism -- the Hebrew letters associated with the word "life" add up to it) I am going to mandate a topic.

    The topic will be "Why Jewish men are the best lovers, especially male Jewish editors from New York City." Minimum 500 words.

    Great pimping... and thank you!

    (I am going to add "Numerology" to the list of potential topics. And I will beg contributors not to gift us with 50 posts about 69.)
No need to feel you've missed something. Halloween is overrated nowdays. We need a separate holiday- "All Sluts Day" for women who wish to get in touch with their inner slut and the men who love them, and then we could get back to the ancient version of Halloween, Samhain (pronounced SOW en, as in the female pig "sow" for those of you who don't reside with a woman with an abiding interest in philosophy and religion.) First the church appropriated and vandalized it and now the sluts are having a go at it. I think the slutty women have demonstrated that there is a need for and great interest in sluts on display, so we should split the holiday a make All Sluts Day a national holiday and a day free from toil, except the prostrate toil that would naturally flow from it.

"Why Jewish men are the best lovers" would be wonderful. As I grow older I find that I enjoy fiction more and more! The whole world of course knows that Italian men are the best lovers!

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
10/23/2015 3:32 pm

I voted hugssssssssssssssss V

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/23/2015 3:34 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    I voted hugssssssssssssssss V
Have i told you lately how gorgeous your stockinged thighs are?
Huggggggs B

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/23/2015 6:06 pm

    Quoting  :

True story: I really was trying to channel The Green Hornet with that picture. I've been called Heisenberg, a spy, a pimp and a few other things too. But It was all about Britt Reid and his alter ego The Green Hornet, nocturnal crime fighter. Let's roll, Kato!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/23/2015 8:44 pm

    Quoting  :

There are hot jewish guys? Who knew?

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/23/2015 8:46 pm

    Quoting  :

Amen. I have made some fine friends here.

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stephen1021000 54M
1 post
10/28/2015 8:08 pm

if you subtract dimension from spatiotemporal in the concretely nature of mind, then numbers are not concepts, they are factual retain realm of the concrete world. if you don't know that then you don't know why you have a boner


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/28/2015 10:36 pm

    Quoting stephen1021000:
    if you subtract dimension from spatiotemporal in the concretely nature of mind, then numbers are not concepts, they are factual retain realm of the concrete world. if you don't know that then you don't know why you have a boner


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