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Peabrain
 

kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/30/2015 10:21 pm

 We're just having fun here. Life can be grand, if you let it. I'm feeling lucky!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/30/2015 11:54 pm
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If it did it'd probably kill me. I can only take just so much prosperity.
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canyaz 56F
17128 posts
12/31/2015 6:15 am

 LOL. Very funny. MB would eat at Sonic almost every day if I were not here.
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keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/31/2015 7:33 am
    Quoting kzoopair:
    I PRINT labels. But she didn't even do that- she never had a freezer. And I almost never throw anything away. She says "If I have two spoons, I give one away. If you have two spoons, you go out and get ten more- just in case." So she only pitches stuff when I'm not looking. It hurts less that way.
I imagine your place is quite cluttered by now...


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
12/31/2015 8:45 am

 First off your wife is an awesome lady.. this is very cute! loved it hugssssssssss V Happy New Year to you KZ..
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humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
12/31/2015 10:20 am

 But you've not answered the obvious question... are you a gluten-free peabrain?

Funny as hell, and well played! What a great love story/culinary cautionary tale you've woven for us!
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humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
12/31/2015 10:21 am
    Quoting kzoopair:
    She was laughing her ass off. And she admitted it DID look like Peabrain Shithead! I'm a night owl and she's an early bird. She leaves me notes by the coffee pot when she goes out in the morning. But I can barely see my dick to pee when I first get up, and I have a bitch of a time with her handwriting. So I never know where the hell she's gone until I wake up a bit. I sit there drinking tea and turning the note around until my eyes catch up with the rest of my body...and I still can't figure it out. If she isn't home in an hour I just call her cell phone.
"You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!"
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/31/2015 10:23 am
    Quoting canyaz:
    LOL. Very funny. MB would eat at Sonic almost every day if I were not here.
I'd eat out a lot too. I don't mind cooking but I'd give myself a lot of days off.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/31/2015 10:25 am
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I had that great idea too. Why buy freezer tape, right?
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/31/2015 10:29 am
    Quoting keithcancook:
    I imagine your place is quite cluttered by now...
You imagine correctly. PD was watching a home design program one day and she decided out "design aesthetic" is working class bibliophile. Stacks and stacks of books. It used to be worse- now that the New Yorker is digital and online I did manage to wrench myself free from all my old New Yorkers.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/31/2015 10:30 am
    Quoting sweet_VM:
    First off your wife is an awesome lady.. this is very cute! loved it hugssssssssss V Happy New Year to you KZ..
She IS an awesome lady.

Happy New Year, V! Hugggggs! B
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/31/2015 10:33 am
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Me too. And the stove was PD's idea. It's a bit of work, but it saved us a lot of money. Cut our heating bills in half the first year, and that includes the price of the stove and stovepipe.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/31/2015 10:47 am
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She makes the best shortbread!
It burns compressed wood waste- sawdust and tiny scrap squeezed under pressure into a cylindrical pellet, like commercial rabbit food. The pressure squeezes out nearly all the moisture and so it burns super clean- the EPA doesn't regulate them. I think something more than ninety per cent of the fuel is consumed and converted to heat. There's almost no smoke, and very little ash. And it's way cheaper than oil or gas for us.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/31/2015 10:48 am
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So are you, Leo! Happy New Year!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/31/2015 10:56 am
    Quoting humorlife:
    But you've not answered the obvious question... are you a gluten-free peabrain?

    Funny as hell, and well played! What a great love story/culinary cautionary tale you've woven for us!
NO! I actually tried a gluten free diet on the advice of a gastroenterologist once- the "Fodmap" diet. I think it was devised to help people decide to go ahead and commit suicide, because if you have to eat that shit life just isn't worth living. It turned out it wasn't so much what I ate that mattered, I just needed to eat several small meals, and eat right away as soon as I wake up. So I'm back to being an omnivore.

And thanks! Now the results of my IQ test are public, and I feel considerably better. No more hiding, no more pretense.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/31/2015 11:02 am
    Quoting humorlife:
    "You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!"
That was one time a movie made the move to TV and worked beautifully. I loved both of them!

I love that she considerately leaves me notes. It's very thoughtful. I just can't read them. We do have a fairly new system now. She has a file of pre-written notes that she saves and recycles- notes that have already been previously deciphered for several contingencies. Ain't love grand?
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/31/2015 7:06 pm
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I didn't jump to any conclusions here. I studied the problem, which stemmed from the solid fact that it LOOKED like it said Peabrain Shithead, irrational as it was. Even PD admitted that. Doubt had been allowed to cloud the atmosphere. No- it didn't make any sense, so I went right to the source and questioned the calligrapher. I wanted to be wrong, and also wanted to point out that labelling food items Peabrain Shithead was perhaps not the best identification system.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/1/2016 9:10 am
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Yeah I'm sure. I can never read her handwriting. If she decides to vent at me, she won't do it in writing and there won't be any doubt about what she's saying.
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Pixie_11 51F
2594 posts
1/1/2016 10:53 am

 !!Happy New Year !!
Incredibly humorous, KZoo! You be sure to let Mrs KZoo know to keep taking good care of you cause a wee Pixie's flitting up if she doesn't!
***********If you have a yen to get" Up-a-Tree," Then it's just a hop-and-a-skip to get down with Meeee !


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/1/2016 11:10 am
    Quoting Pixie_11:
    !!Happy New Year !!
    Incredibly humorous, KZoo! You be sure to let Mrs KZoo know to keep taking good care of you cause a wee Pixie's flitting up if she doesn't!
OK Pixie- consider her warned! I can see how I could work this to my advantage though...
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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/7/2016 2:28 am
A brilliant vignette though I'm now going to look at shortbread in a different light!


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/7/2016 8:38 am
    Quoting spunkycumfun:

    A brilliant vignette though I'm now going to look at shortbread in a different light!
Welcome home, Spunky!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/26/2016 8:09 pm
    Quoting mcmaniac:
    I vote for mystery food, that's how they invented Mystery Dinner Theater, true story, I think.
I like things just the way they are- I'm spoiled. Who the hell wouldn't like that?

We did a MST 3000 the other night for the new X Files premiere. We both liked the original but were disappointed by what it didn't do, and the new one is the same. It's a cool concept and they just don't live up to the promise, so we made snarky comments throughout. We still like the series- Gillian Anderson is still worth the price of admission. But this series could have been really cool, and just doesn't deliver. All it does is tease!
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