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Peabrain
 

kzoopair 73M/71F
8610 posts
12/30/2015 4:37 pm
Peabrain

I've concluded that if anything should ever happen to my wife PD, I'm gonna have problems feeding myself, at least at first. I like to cook, and I do OK at it. But she loves to cook and she's better at it. That isn't the problem.

The pellet stove shut off tonight so I gave it a quick cleaning, and then headed to the back of the house where the bathroom is, to clean up. On the kitchen counter were a couple of tupperware containers of stuff she had frozen, so I picked them up since the freezer is in the same direction I was going. I didn't really care what was in the containers, but I had given PD a sharpie to mark frozen food with so we could identify it later. It hadn't really been a big issue between us, but she had been of the "I'll remember it" school of thought and I was of the "Like hell you will" persuasion. So she accommodated me by marking stuff.

I looked at the container on top in my hands and it read "Peabrain Shithead." It's hard to write real small with a Sharpie, so I gave it a couple more minutes study, just to be sure. I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt. I'm fond of the woman. So, after reassuring myself that it said what I thought it said, I turned around and headed back to the living room. She was already alert, no doubt wondering why I was bringing her work to her with that look on my face, that befuddled look.

"Does this say Peabrain Shithead?" I asked her.

It took her a minute. She studied it- not as long as I had, but it didn't register with her right away either, and SHE had written it.

Now she laughs. "No- it says "Pecan Shortbread."

I'm either gonna be eating out a lot, or having mystery meals at home. Another reason I hope she outlives me.
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khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
12/30/2015 4:44 pm

 Mystery meal it is! At lease it didn't say mung!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/30/2015 4:48 pm
    Quoting  :
I thought maybe she was trying to send me a message. Suppose she had passed on and I had found that...I'd a been crushed!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/30/2015 4:49 pm
    Quoting khuXBFXM8u:
    Mystery meal it is! At lease it didn't say mung!
She makes the best shortbread I've ever eaten, and I wouldn't have been able to find it!

I give up...what's "mung"?
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iwalkstilts 48M
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12/30/2015 4:51 pm

 Lol.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/30/2015 4:59 pm
    Quoting  :
It's too late! The damage has already been done. This came up because she told me she was gonna make spaghetti a few years ago and I ended up getting chili. She said they look pretty much the same frozen.I like chili but my mouth wanted spaghetti that night. I'm scared to go look in the freezer- I won't know what anything is!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/30/2015 5:01 pm
    Quoting Annie9969:
    Your wife be num/1 Peabrain. And ever so sweet too. Yes you right. You need. I hope you not lose. 🐼🌺
Imitation ! Je serais détruit sans elle !

Me too! I'd be lost without her!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/30/2015 5:02 pm

 Thanks! I was worried she was making editorial commentary.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/30/2015 5:03 pm
    Quoting mcmaniac:
    My Ex was a good cook, but very traditional. I love to cook with odd combinations. My Dad still raves about the "potato chip soup" I made for him as a teen.
PD is a great cook, which is why I never cook anymore. Well....that, and I'm lazy.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/30/2015 5:05 pm

 Thank you Farah. You're pretty damned cute yourself! Come on back soon, y'hear? What kind of beer do you like? I'll pick some up!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/30/2015 5:06 pm
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Thank you sweetheart. I seriously don't know how I'd live without her.
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NaughtyInSO 113F
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12/30/2015 5:15 pm

 What a lovely story!
Your life isn't boring and it is wonderful.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/30/2015 5:19 pm
    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    What a lovely story!
    Your life isn't boring and it is wonderful.
Oh, it's boring all right, but it IS wonderful. Thing is, it ain't boring to us. No more drama, no fussing and fighting, no watching your back. We've both been there and done that. I sure wish i'd met her forty years ago.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/30/2015 5:24 pm
    Quoting yellowflower56:
    Its so sweet how smitten you are with her...ahhhh...adorbs!! She will be around a long time kzoo,,no worries!
She made me whole. All of that stuff I used to make fun of when I was seeing lesser women...now I find myself saying that sappy shit myself, and meaning it. She made my life fun again.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/30/2015 6:42 pm
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Well, if you know me, it's easy enough to understand why I thought she was sending a none too subtle message. I was relieved.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/30/2015 7:41 pm
    Quoting yesmamallthetime:
    That made me laugh. Peabrain Shithead. I am still laughing. It is wonderful that you are a couple. I am glad you found each other. It is funny I say that a lot to folks that adopt pets from shelters etc. It works for people too eh? Hope you celebrate New Year's Eve right into the New Year.... together.
If I can make you laugh you've made my day.
We were a couple headed for extermination. Three time losers, both of us. NOBODY wanted us. Fuck 'em- we play real well in the same sandbox!
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tickles4us 62M
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12/30/2015 7:42 pm

 Did she have a smile on her face when she told you what she says it said

At least I'm not the only one who wonders about what he just read
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/30/2015 7:57 pm
    Quoting tickles4us:
    Did she have a smile on her face when she told you what she says it said

    At least I'm not the only one who wonders about what he just read
She was laughing her ass off. And she admitted it DID look like Peabrain Shithead! I'm a night owl and she's an early bird. She leaves me notes by the coffee pot when she goes out in the morning. But I can barely see my dick to pee when I first get up, and I have a bitch of a time with her handwriting. So I never know where the hell she's gone until I wake up a bit. I sit there drinking tea and turning the note around until my eyes catch up with the rest of my body...and I still can't figure it out. If she isn't home in an hour I just call her cell phone.
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keithcancook 67M
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12/30/2015 8:02 pm

 I always toss the unlabeled stuff when it gets too freezer burned to identify. It's always best to label things. At least you know what to call it before you throw it in the trash. ha!


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/30/2015 8:07 pm
    Quoting keithcancook:
    I always toss the unlabeled stuff when it gets too freezer burned to identify. It's always best to label things. At least you know what to call it before you throw it in the trash. ha!
I PRINT labels. But she didn't even do that- she never had a freezer. And I almost never throw anything away. She says "If I have two spoons, I give one away. If you have two spoons, you go out and get ten more- just in case." So she only pitches stuff when I'm not looking. It hurts less that way.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/30/2015 8:47 pm
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Well, you can say you heard it from Peabrain himself.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/30/2015 9:05 pm
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You know- she probably wouldn't. I'm the smart ass. But she's the smart one. I still pinch myself every so often, to make sure I'm not dreaming this thing. When you find THE ONE, it's incredible.

On the other hand, "asshole" is not a term she's unfamiliar with...
It's understandable. I have a pretty cute ass.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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12/30/2015 9:22 pm
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Who the hell else would tolerate me? It's one thing to read these posts, but quite another to live with me every day. Life is good- my wife likes me and my dog loves me.

This is a very good woman here. I feel pretty chesty about it.
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nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
12/30/2015 10:03 pm

 I'll always remember this story when I'll hear those two words!!
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/30/2015 10:07 pm
    Quoting nightsoul1962:
    I'll always remember this story when I'll hear those two words!!
Success at last! I wrote something memorable!
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dayzeeme 55F
7024 posts
12/30/2015 10:16 pm

 awesome


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