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The Outer Limits  

kzoopair 73M/71F
8610 posts
1/11/2016 3:14 pm
The Outer Limits


The Control Voice: There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits.

It is said that if you move a single pebble on the beach, you set up a different pattern, and everything in the world is changed. It can also be said that love can change the future, if it is deep enough, true enough, and selfless enough. It can prevent a war, prohibit a plague, keep the whole world... whole.


They're back. And they're watching us.

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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/11/2016 3:20 pm

Please no one touch anything the system is WIDE OPEN.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/11/2016 3:24 pm

    Quoting mcmaniac:
    Is this the same as a butterflies wings causing a hurricane, because if that were true, what happens when I fart?
Yes. And this is what happens when the site techs fart.

You know very well what happens when YOU fart! Texas' population temporarily decreases by several thousand. Mexicans drown trying to get back across the river in a mad stampede. "¿Quién dijo que ésta era la pista prometida?"

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/11/2016 3:26 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Please no one touch anything the system is WIDE OPEN.
I bet nobody's watching the coffee money....this could be our chance to score some small change.

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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/11/2016 3:39 pm

    Quoting mcmaniac:
    Is this the same as a butterflies wings causing a hurricane, because if that were true, what happens when I fart?
what happens when I fart?
The end times


When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/11/2016 3:42 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    I bet nobody's watching the coffee money....this could be our chance to score some small change.
The Admins already walked off with it

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/11/2016 3:43 pm

People just wish it would end...

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
1/11/2016 3:47 pm

lol KZ.. stay tune! hugssssssss V

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/11/2016 3:51 pm

I fear you may be right. They're probably at this very moment stuffing their BMW's with anything that wasn't nailed down that they think they might be able to pawn.

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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
1/11/2016 3:53 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Yes. And this is what happens when the site techs fart.

    You know very well what happens when YOU fart! Texas' population temporarily decreases by several thousand. Mexicans drown trying to get back across the river in a mad stampede. "¿Quién dijo que ésta era la pista prometida?"
WE don't need no stinking wall... Just mc

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/11/2016 3:53 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    lol KZ.. stay tune! hugssssssss V
I wouldn't miss it for the world, V! Come sit with PD and I- we'll make popcorn.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/11/2016 3:56 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    WE don't need no stinking wall... Just mc
Well....it's just hearsay, but i had it on good authority.

When we were getting ready for our hike today I ripped off a pretty good one and Gracie sniffed her own butt with a confused expression on her face. I took it as a compliment.

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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
1/11/2016 3:59 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Well....it's just hearsay, but i had it on good authority.

    When we were getting ready for our hike today I ripped off a pretty good one and Gracie sniffed her own butt with a confused expression on her face. I took it as a compliment.
Your killing me

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tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
1/11/2016 4:02 pm

Maybe it's the powerball ticket rush overloading the internet.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/11/2016 4:08 pm

It was pretty funny. She was like "Did I do that? I don't smell anything..."

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/11/2016 4:13 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Maybe it's the powerball ticket rush overloading the internet.
I think Cinnamon had it right- they're probably fixing stuff again. Remember that squirrelly little cracker Ross Perot? "We'll just look under the hood, see what's wrong, and fix it!" Like he ever fixed anything besides a board of directors vote.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/11/2016 4:23 pm

Armageddon, or the Apocalypse, or some other shit. Posts and comments all over the site were showing up preceded by a tag "Admin review" and an assigned number. Blog Posts had a similar tag at the bottom of each post. It's been on this post too, then off, then on again, now off. Nobody was really alarmed- just more weird unexplained technical glitches. It was a bit disconcerting at first, and then we all realized what site we were on. This ain't on a par with AssPlace, after all.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/11/2016 5:21 pm

    Quoting yesmamallthetime:
    OH talking about farting...My four year old great nephew pronounces fart like fout. He said yesterday. "I fouted when I was in Grammy's bed." He loves saying the word. And it makes us laugh so he says it all the more I guess. LOL

    As to the site, I had an idea. If I win the powerball should I buy Black Flirting? I have better ideas for the money of course. I would like to spread some of the love around.
I don't think you need to win the lottery to buy the place these days. You could probably pick it up for back taxes. But, if you won the Powerball you could probably afford keep it open for a while. You could hire the guys the government used to put the ACA online- it would be a substantial upgrade.

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NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
1/11/2016 5:33 pm

I'm back to the twilight zone.... or beyond outer limits...
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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/11/2016 6:36 pm

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    I'm back to the twilight zone.... or beyond outer limits...
    [image]
And I'm delighted to see you here. The place just isn't the same with you absent. But of course, I'll see you in my dreams.

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Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
1/11/2016 7:09 pm

I noticed it. That was a new one.

Can't wait to read more conspiracy theories. But in the meantime, I'd better put an extra layer of tape over the camera. ... And I lost my tin foil hat!

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khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
1/11/2016 7:27 pm

You're getting all like deep an metaphysical man.

My head is like:

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/11/2016 7:52 pm

    Quoting Furbal1972:
    I noticed it. That was a new one.

    Can't wait to read more conspiracy theories. But in the meantime, I'd better put an extra layer of tape over the camera. ... And I lost my tin foil hat!
We're sitting in the kitchen making new tinfoil hats at this very moment. If it weren't for glitches, we might not have a site to log in to.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/11/2016 8:10 pm

    Quoting khuXBFXM8u:
    You're getting all like deep an metaphysical man.

    My head is like:

    [image]
I was afraid nobody was going to notice. We got all hung up on farts and dogs and emigration and stuff. As for the butterfly effect, it's kind of an interesting concept, but you can't do anything with it. You can't trace it, track it, eat it or fuck it. Yeah, there's such a thing as cause and effect but the butterfly effect is God's way of telling you you've been smoking too much dope. It's time to pour a stiff drink and kill off a few of those pesky brain cells.

It appeared that the "Admin review" glitch might stick around for a spell, but it vanished as quickly and mysteriously as it appeared, a real Outer Limits thing, that. Oh, well, it gave us a few laughs.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/11/2016 8:16 pm

    Quoting  :

He was an interesting guy. I read someone comparing him to Michael Jackson, but I just don't see it. I thought Bowie had depth, and intellect. I wasn't a huge fan, but I could respect him. He struck me as a thoughtful artist. "Space Oddity" was my personal favorite.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/11/2016 8:23 pm

    Quoting  :

And citizens.

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