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Sweet Little Sixteen  

kzoopair 73M/71F
8610 posts
1/22/2016 11:05 am
Sweet Little Sixteen

The Virtual Symposium Returns: Let’s Pick A Topic!
The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic

They're really rockin' Boston
In Pittsburgh, P. A.
Deep in the heart of Texas
And 'round the Frisco Bay
All over St. Louis
And down in New Orleans
All the cats want to dance with
Sweet little sixteen


-Charles Edward Anderson Berry

Sixteen is another of those magic numbers for many of us. Leaned to drive, first job, first date, first base, first lost our virginity, first blowjob, or first blow- the list is long, but often there’s one event that sticks out and etches our sixteenth year in our memories. Every Symposium is like that. A certain post that sings to you, or a crowd of creations that make you want to dance.

The Sixteenth Symposium is coming. Quote: On the morning of Sunday, January 31 – just in time to clear one’s ears of holiday whining – I’ll provide a central landing page which will have links to all contributors’ offerings. No matter which topic we ultimately choose, I hope folks will warp it as wildly as befits their personalities. The more offbeat the interpretation, the better!
-humorlife

There are five topics to vote for, Superheroes and/or Costumes,Vocabulary, Friends with Benefits, Fetishes and the customary Other (Write it in below. Longshot, but… why not? One of these days a write-in is going to win!)
Dance yourself over to the post The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic, humorlife and sing your vote.

I’m stumping (because that’s what it looks like when I dance) for vocabulary. My use of my vocabulary is somewhat more skillful than my dancing, but I use it in pretty much the same way. That meme “Dance Like Nobody’s Watching”…? I speak and write the same way. Sometimes I think that’s why I have watchers- they just want to watch a fool dance. “Dances with Words?” It’s a barn dance, and the barn needs to be mucked out now and then.

The chorus in my advertisements for the Symposia has traditionally been: Write a post for the Sixteenth Virtual Symposium. You’ll meet interesting new bloggers and fuck them- if you’re lucky. You can’t win if you don’t play. So strip off your clothes and dance naked in the moonlight- everyone’s watching!




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NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
1/22/2016 11:20 am

Fantastic pimping as always!

I was torn between Vocabulary and Fetishes for a few minutes. But got a Eureka! moment about Fetishes and went with that.

There's a slim chance either topic will be chosen by majority, most people go for FWB. I wonder now of I could incorporate Fetishes and Vocabulary if FWB will win...

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/22/2016 11:26 am

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    Fantastic pimping as always!

    I was torn between Vocabulary and Fetishes for a few minutes. But got a Eureka! moment about Fetishes and went with that.

    There's a slim chance either topic will be chosen by majority, most people go for FWB. I wonder now of I could incorporate Fetishes and Vocabulary if FWB will win...
Whatever topic gets picked, Pet, let's you and I dance the night away.

Do you wanna dance under the moonlight?
Squeeze and kiss me all through the night
Baby, do you wanna dance?



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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/22/2016 11:28 am

    Quoting  :

I got caught with my pants down too, but then, I'm retired. I'm not going anywhere in a hurry.

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Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
1/22/2016 11:29 am

When I first read the list, "Vocabulary" was what stuck out to me. .. I use so many of the same words in my writing. (Many of them are frowned upon by the literary police, but I don't care.) When I try to use big fancy words, they usually come out awkwardly. lol

I will do my civic duty this time, and vote!

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
1/22/2016 11:40 am

You are a wonderful pimp!
But I'm pimping fetishes, though vocabulary is okay as I have a fetish for that!


NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
1/22/2016 11:47 am

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Whatever topic gets picked, Pet, let's you and I dance the night away.

    Do you wanna dance under the moonlight?
    Squeeze and kiss me all through the night
    Baby, do you wanna dance?


Oh! Darling, please believe me
I'll never let you down


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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/22/2016 11:51 am

    Quoting Furbal1972:
    When I first read the list, "Vocabulary" was what stuck out to me. .. I use so many of the same words in my writing. (Many of them are frowned upon by the literary police, but I don't care.) When I try to use big fancy words, they usually come out awkwardly. lol

    I will do my civic duty this time, and vote!
Good fer you! If you don't use your rights you might very well lose them.

Words are just a hell of a lot of fun, but they really only exist to communicate. You communicate beautifully.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/22/2016 11:54 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    You are a wonderful pimp!
    But I'm pimping fetishes, though vocabulary is okay as I have a fetish for that!
Thanks Spunky!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/22/2016 12:04 pm

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    Oh! Darling, please believe me
    I'll never let you down

Oooo- good one! I love that song!

Blue moon
You knew just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could care for



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love2pleasu13 56M
6472 posts
1/22/2016 12:18 pm

Good info 2 know.


NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
1/22/2016 12:36 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Oooo- good one! I love that song!

    Blue moon
    You knew just what I was there for
    You heard me saying a prayer for
    Someone I really could care for


...if you are ever down the well, ring my bell
And if you are ever up the tree just phone to me
A-yes-sir-ee
If you ever loose your teeth and you are out to
dine, borrow mine...


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KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
1/22/2016 12:39 pm

"The chorus in my advertisements for the Symposia has traditionally been: Write a post for the Sixteenth Virtual Symposium. You’ll meet interesting new bloggers and fuck them- if you’re lucky. You can’t win if you don’t play. So strip off your clothes and dance naked in the moonlight- everyone’s watching!"

hahahha, I don't write in the Symposia to fuck people, but if I get to, then I want to do it with all of you!
Kitkat

The observant make the best lovers,
I may not do right, but I do write,
I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life,
Kitkat
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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/22/2016 1:52 pm

Dances with Words?” - I love it.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/22/2016 1:55 pm

    Quoting  :

It is odious in part because of all the different "definitions" of it. I voted for FWB so, maybe, we can bring a bit of clarity to it.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/22/2016 3:33 pm

Check it out- it's fun!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/22/2016 3:38 pm

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    ...if you are ever down the well, ring my bell
    And if you are ever up the tree just phone to me
    A-yes-sir-ee
    If you ever loose your teeth and you are out to
    dine, borrow mine...

Oh, we don't know what's coming tomorrow
Maybe it's trouble and sorrow
But we'll travel the road
Sharing our load side by side

That part about the load...I meant that in a good way.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/22/2016 3:41 pm

    Quoting KItkat1415:
    "The chorus in my advertisements for the Symposia has traditionally been: Write a post for the Sixteenth Virtual Symposium. You’ll meet interesting new bloggers and fuck them- if you’re lucky. You can’t win if you don’t play. So strip off your clothes and dance naked in the moonlight- everyone’s watching!"

    hahahha, I don't write in the Symposia to fuck people, but if I get to, then I want to do it with all of you!
    Kitkat
You don't need to write a post to get laid. Some of us do. Actually, I think the Symposium was the first place I ever got any attention from you...I'm still tryin'...

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/22/2016 3:49 pm

    Quoting  :

FWB ain't one of my favorites. I'm not all that nuts about "fuck buddy" either, but it's what the kids are saying these days. That's kind of how I feel about sapiosexual too, but I already ranted about that one. If FWB wins I'll just pretend I'm hard of hearing and write about FWD.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/22/2016 3:59 pm

There's a blog title by that name here. She hasn't posted in quite a while, but she's a fine writer and beautiful woman. WaywardWhimsy

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/22/2016 4:02 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    It is odious in part because of all the different "definitions" of it. I voted for FWB so, maybe, we can bring a bit of clarity to it.
That's the way with a lot of colloquial terms surrounding sex and sexual activity. The two I mentioned in responding to [blog mmmmchocolat] above are like that. Everybody thinks he or she knows what it is and we argue about it interminably. I guess it's better than arguing about whose turn it is to wash the dishes.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/22/2016 4:14 pm

    Quoting  :

Kinky, you have so much flair I can't believe that a government agency hasn't been created to try to regulate it. Men have injured themselves observing your flair. You are a one woman Institute of Flair.

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NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
1/22/2016 4:50 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Oh, we don't know what's coming tomorrow
    Maybe it's trouble and sorrow
    But we'll travel the road
    Sharing our load side by side

    That part about the load...I meant that in a good way.
I knew that!

Oh, we ain't got a barrel of money
Maybe we're ragged and funny
But we'll travel along
Singing a song side by side


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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/22/2016 5:03 pm

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    I knew that!

    Oh, we ain't got a barrel of money
    Maybe we're ragged and funny
    But we'll travel along
    Singing a song side by side

I love that song too, Pet. I like listening to the old songs by Ruth Etting and other women from the twenties and very early thirties, old pop songs from when radio was young, like "I'm Nobody's Baby". "Shine on Harvest Moon"- I never get tired of that.

Buffalo Gals, won't you come out tonight,
Come out tonight, come out tonight.
Buffalo Gals, won't you come out tonight
And dance by the light of the moon.

Best performed naked, in the shower.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
1/22/2016 9:15 pm

Me too! Other than that idiotic My Ding-a-ling, I don't think he ever did a bad tune. I like rockabilly anyhow, and he was as good as anyone at it. Maybeline, Memphis, Johnny B. Goode- those are classic rock n roll. I listened to a recording of him arguing with Keith Richards during a session- a serious fucking argument- that was a hoot! Chuck was telling Keith just exactly where the crow shit in the buckwheat!

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humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
1/23/2016 10:30 am

I would have sworn I already posted to this...

IF FWB wins, much to the consternation of certain bloggers, I hope said bloggers will use their disdain as a jumping-off point for their posts. As Malcolm McLaren wrote, "Cultivate hatred; it is your greatest asset."

Then again, he also wrote "Who killed Bambi," so how much of him can you take seriously?

Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic


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