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I had too much to dream last night  

kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/8/2016 11:38 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Plentifulness often leads to waste... but then again didn't it feel good at the time... But I do sympathize with you on the storage/banking idea... to be able to make a "withdrawal" at the appropriate time. Would this system earn interest? Of course the ability to recall the cause of the inflation alone could be worth the investment. Sweet memories especially if the memories come with the sensations... I remember all too well the times in school trying to conceal the bulge in my pants as I moved between classes carrying my books in front of me rather than to the side in one hand, the books rocking side to side over the lump as I walked. Some weapons are hard to conceal...
It's a dream, right? So if I want to draw interest I oughta be able to. I can recall the cause of those long gone erections easily enough, and those memories are precious, but to be able to twist that boner back in place and employ it usefully- now THAT would be useful!

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ProfPlayful 53M
3861 posts
10/8/2016 11:48 pm

Erection driving is the best argument for self-driving cars. A lot of (relatively) innocent young men would be so much safer.

By the way, that was an outstanding post! Thanks for you symposium contribution.

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pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
10/9/2016 7:00 am

This is a monumentally awesome contribution!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for not posting any dick pics though We all have great imaginations- gotta check out that vault

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/9/2016 10:18 am

    Quoting ProfPlayful:
    Erection driving is the best argument for self-driving cars. A lot of (relatively) innocent young men would be so much safer.

    By the way, that was an outstanding post! Thanks for you symposium contribution.
Thanks, Professor.

I know you're right. Back in the day I'd be driving along lost in reverie and suddenly snap to and wonder where the last ten miles went. That was definitely distracted driving! Fortunately a lot of driving becomes instinctive, almost a right brain activity, that we do without being completely aware that we're doing it. But that's also why we were constantly told in truck driver safety classes to stay alert! We're far safer to keep the left brain engaged and at the wheel. How I survived my youth is surely simply a matter of luck!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/9/2016 10:21 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    This is a monumentally awesome contribution!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for not posting any dick pics though We all have great imaginations- gotta check out that vault
Aw, thanks, Poco. This was fun in chat and fun again to write for the Symposium.

Never fear- the dick catalogue is a dream too. My dick is gonna remain incognito.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/9/2016 10:26 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you very much! I've played around with this dream/fantasy before and I'm probably not done yet.

I really hope to see you here again. Yours are the kind of comments I can't get enough of. I may have to buy a bigger hat- maybe even go up a size in boxer shorts.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/9/2016 5:28 pm

    Quoting joisygirl:
    Oh dream on, dream on...

    flaccid flute huh.... I loved your descriptions and nothing seems to help in our case. Oh well... guess I'll just have to dream too.

    Yeah it's me, spunky tried to engage me in something productive yesterday morning and suggested this. I don't know if I should stay or should I go now.


    Should I stay or should I go now?
    If I go there will be trouble
    An' if I stay it will be double
    So come on and let me know
    Should I stay or should I go?

    This indecision's buggin' me (Indecisión me molesta)
    Exactly whom I'm supposed to be (Dime! ¿Qué tengo ser?)
    Come on and let me know (Pero tienes que decir)
    Should I cool it or should I blow? (¿Me debo ir o quedarme?)
    The Clash - Should I Stay or Should I Go
Well, that decision is yours and yours alone. Every time I've briefly considered leaving it's been all the wonderful people I've met here who keep me here. Hell, Spunky alone is reason enough to stick around.

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rachel0718 58F
20470 posts
10/10/2016 7:05 am

A Twist-loc, a Snap-On... Brilliant! You could be a millionaire! A great read Kzoo! Thank you for your contribution as always.. DREAM BIG!!


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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/10/2016 7:43 am

    Quoting  :

Thank you Darling!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/10/2016 7:45 am

    Quoting rachel0718:
    A Twist-loc, a Snap-On... Brilliant! You could be a millionaire! A great read Kzoo! Thank you for your contribution as always.. DREAM BIG!!
You two were my inspiration.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/10/2016 4:03 pm

    Quoting  :

Obviously I didn't want to waste them when I was young either, but it begins to get a bit more poignant when you get older and there is not only less opportunity but somewhat less capacity. You get to thinking, man, I'd love to have some of those back! They were good ones! AND...they were at least semi permanent!

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wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
10/10/2016 4:16 pm

oh dear, i'm sorry but i'm laughing like a loon.

this post reminds me of a long gone blogger that I adored who would write like this and by the end of the post i'd be crying I was laughing so hard.

thanks for this..........while vaguely appalling to say so, I find myself a bit aroused.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/10/2016 4:43 pm

    Quoting  :

Fifty four was right about the age I began to notice that the beef baton wasn't pumping in the air quite so enthusiastically. The pharmacological fix works beautifully for me, but like you, with age some of the urgency has waned a bit.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/10/2016 5:01 pm

    Quoting wickedeasy:
    oh dear, i'm sorry but i'm laughing like a loon.

    this post reminds me of a long gone blogger that I adored who would write like this and by the end of the post i'd be crying I was laughing so hard.

    thanks for this..........while vaguely appalling to say so, I find myself a bit aroused.
"while vaguely appalling to say so, I find myself a bit aroused."

Well, you can take that to the bank, specifically the Bank of Bill's Custard Cannons. First visit comes with a free meal, a pounding of hot Italian sausage smothered in boxer shorts. At this bank instead of making deposits you receive them.

Thank you, wicked. I'm pleased that you enjoyed it!

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iwalkstilts 48M
2869 posts
10/13/2016 6:44 pm

I also wanted to stay sleeping and have too much to dream this morning.
I will dream again tonight.
Next Wednesday eve her desire will resurrect my erection.
I will not waste this chance at life again.
Then.....I will dream again.


iwalkstilts 48M
2869 posts
10/13/2016 6:48 pm

And for the record ....
I've driven while driving with one hand.
Long trips to work must be paid attention to.
Then I can concentrate on driving.
The roads were safer for it.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/13/2016 6:56 pm

    Quoting iwalkstilts:
    I also wanted to stay sleeping and have too much to dream this morning.
    I will dream again tonight.
    Next Wednesday eve her desire will resurrect my erection.
    I will not waste this chance at life again.
    Then.....I will dream again.
Dreamy comment! Thanks!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/13/2016 6:57 pm

    Quoting iwalkstilts:
    And for the record ....
    I've driven while driving with one hand.
    Long trips to work must be paid attention to.
    Then I can concentrate on driving.
    The roads were safer for it.
I was a truck driver. I saw guys, from my cab, doing just that.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/13/2016 9:13 pm

    Quoting  :

I'd love to see that album! I think you're beautiful right now. I didn't make excuses for very long myself- at the first sign of a falloff in performance I took Action Jackson to the doctor.

I do appreciate your sentiment that we are not all about performance. That's always been the way I look at sex too. I have never been comfortable ranking my lovers, and if I were to listen to anything but a constructive criticism of my own performance I'd have been inclined to invite her to do the job herself. Personally, I think the most valuable thing a woman can give me is her time and attention and I'd be appalled at the idea of rating her on a scale of one to ten. I'm only a man, not a fucking performance artist, and I hate braggarts.

I'm in an enviable position. My wife and I love each other, and the pressure is off. We count every opportunity for sex as a blessing. There is no bad outcome.

It's really nice to see you again. We ought to get together more often.

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zandigal 59F
13016 posts
10/18/2016 10:40 am


i can never read enough of you


Respond to every call that excites Your Spirit
~Rumi


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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/18/2016 1:38 pm

    Quoting zandigal:

    i can never read enough of you

Thank you, Zandi! What a wonderful compliment!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/19/2016 7:42 pm

    Quoting  :

Ha! Thanks! Yeah, you definitely don't want to waste those. We're old now, but my wife and I have a standing policy to make use of every one of those. It's not a bottomless well! Shepherd your resources!

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