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Narrator in a trance
 

kzoopair 73M/71F
8610 posts
1/21/2017 2:37 pm
Narrator in a trance

There are strange doings afoot in Blogtown. A smelly black goat has mated with an ass and given live birth to triplets- a one horned palomino pony, a sorrel jackass and a withered pale thing nobody can put a name to, but makes oddly whiny laughing sounds. There was jubilation that the pony might be the fabled unicorn but upon examination it was found to be a tired old nag with over two hundred thousand miles on the odometer. Upon examination the jackass began emitting a shrill, shrieking squeal and kicked everyone and everything within reach. As to the fate of the withered pale creature no one knows or cares. Even linguists are able make neither heads nor tails of what its whimperings signify. The goat was slaughtered and its guts cast by soothsayers, who predicted partly cloudy with a twenty per cent chance of sex next Thursday- if you're lucky. The unlucky get a government voucher for oral surgery with a chainsaw. Several members slipped in the goat entrails and that in turn was mistaken for an orgy, prompting several more members to dive in naked and begin fucking anything warm and slippery. The authorities were notified and they responded by masturbating into the pile of naked bloody flesh and then collapsed onto the pile themselves, adding to the chaos. No one seems to be able to get a handle on any of it but commentators and talking heads are blowing anything in sight that resembles an orangutan. It's every man for himself now, with mobs running wild in the streets looting and farting uncontrollably. The police look on, generally bored but rousing when the opportunity to shoot someone appears. Where it will all end I cannot predict.


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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/21/2017 2:40 pm

 Absurd.
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Furbal1972 51M
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1/21/2017 2:53 pm

 Good thing I always keep my distance from soothsayers and goat guts.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/21/2017 3:09 pm
    Quoting Furbal1972:
    Good thing I always keep my distance from soothsayers and goat guts.
You have to if you want to keep your Chuck Taylors clean.
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HermanG67 56M
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1/21/2017 3:12 pm

 Film at 11


sexysixties2 106F
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1/21/2017 3:19 pm

 This place has become worse than a bad episode of Coronation Street. Someone let the lunatics out of the asylum.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/21/2017 3:21 pm

 That would be a good one. I ought to take some peyote and try to work up a screenplay.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/21/2017 3:23 pm
    Quoting sexysixties2:
    This place has become worse than a bad episode of Coronation Street. Someone let the lunatics out of the asylum.
It came to me in a dream.
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ranchomongo 70M

1/21/2017 4:25 pm

 This American carnage stops right here and stops right now.
Nov. 20th 2017 at 12:01 pm...

hey don t blame me, bitch at the messenger..

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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/21/2017 5:26 pm
    Quoting ranchomongo:
    This American carnage stops right here and stops right now.
    Nov. 20th 2017 at 12:01 pm...

    hey don t blame me, bitch at the messenger..

    [image]
he was talking about floral arrangements. Words are not his strong suit, as you may have noticed. He thought carnage was a spray of carnations.
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tickles4us 62M
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1/21/2017 7:58 pm

 Funny how stories can apply to so many real life events.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/21/2017 8:12 pm
    Quoting  :
There's a clue in the first comment: Absurd
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/21/2017 8:17 pm
    Quoting tickles4us:
    Funny how stories can apply to so many real life events.
Well, this was just a riff. You saw it in the group. I was sort of fond of it so I expanded it a bit, added and edited, changed a couple of things. I like absurdist art and poetry. I know the absurd is an acquired taste, but it's fun to let your fingers go free and write whatever pops up in your head, extemporizing on the fly. When you're done, it means whatever you want it to, or nothing at all.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/21/2017 8:19 pm
    Quoting  :
And by the way- neither do I.
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dayzeeme 55F
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1/21/2017 9:30 pm

 wake up Bill!!!! Dammit!!! The horse has run off with the cart ..... Timmie's in the well ..... The cow has jumped over the moon .... and the dish ran away with the spoon


kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/21/2017 9:34 pm
    Quoting dayzeeme:
    wake up Bill!!!! Dammit!!! The horse has run off with the cart ..... Timmie's in the well ..... The cow has jumped over the moon .... and the dish ran away with the spoon
Fuck Timmie. He shoulda learned how to swim.
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Annie_34 65T
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1/21/2017 11:11 pm

 Bonjour Kzoopair
Est es une vision prémonitoire?
En tout cas, il fut un temps où on cramait (brûlait) les gens pour moins que ça
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Hello Kzoopair
Is a premonitory vision?
In any case, there was a time when people were crammed (burned) for less than that
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/22/2017 9:23 am
    Quoting Annie_34:
    Bonjour Kzoopair
    Est es une vision prémonitoire?
    En tout cas, il fut un temps où on cramait (brûlait) les gens pour moins que ça
    ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥

    Hello Kzoopair
    Is a premonitory vision?
    In any case, there was a time when people were crammed (burned) for less than that
    ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
A vision is a vision is a vision...

Une vision est une vision est une vision…
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wickedeasy 74F
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1/22/2017 12:06 pm

 good god almighty...... I need me some more holy water
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classicalrebel4 68M
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1/22/2017 12:21 pm

 I agree absurd
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/22/2017 4:29 pm
    Quoting wickedeasy:
    good god almighty...... I need me some more holy water
If you keep your thoughts pure your heart will be safe.
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/22/2017 4:30 pm

 Finally the prophet receives some honor in his own country!
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/22/2017 4:34 pm
    Quoting  :
I haven't been around much either. I've been focused on my aged parents and only in and out briefly. This was just a slight rewrite of something I had written quite some time ago. I wanted to post something and this didn't take much fresh effort. I like extemporizing nonsense. The absurd has great appeal for me because it is in fact our actual condition. Life at times is too ridiculous to contemplate. And never more so than now.
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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
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1/23/2017 12:49 pm

 Very cryptic! I'm trying to decode your narration and I'm failing!
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NaughtyInSO 113F
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1/23/2017 4:15 pm

 I had a similar nightmare.....
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kzoopair 73M/71F
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1/23/2017 5:29 pm
    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Very cryptic! I'm trying to decode your narration and I'm failing!
    But it could be that Trump is now a blogger as well as a tweeter!
The Great Cheeto doesn't have the attention span to blog even here on this site. He can barely concentrate long enough to read all the words on the teleprompter. That's why they keep his speeches short and simple. Twitter is perfect for a hysterical, thin-skinned attention whore like him. Any prima donna who's anyone at all can be found flouncing on Twitter.
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