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Spontaneous Exposure
Spontaneous Exposure This train of though began with an open ended discussion with my friend wickedeasy. Our conversations are, like wicked herself, free range and unfettered, wild and unspoiled. She had mentioned never having sexted, but I am not so innocent. I sexted my wife Pam once. We were eating breakfast in a local Greek restaurant, her favorite, a big shiny menu family kind of place, and I had to go to the can. When I stood up I thought why not send her a picture of my ass and wait in there extra long til she'd had a chance to get the message. What could go wrong? Surprisingly little, as it turned out. So I did that and went back to the table. She never said a thing and I couldn't stand it so after a while I asked "Get any messages while I was gone?" and she said she'd left her phone at home. See, this is often how married sex is- disappointing, but not really bad. You try to do something sexy and your partner farts, or worse, yawns. It isn't anything to get pissed off about. That would just make it bad where it wasn't before. I was just trying to surprise her and make her laugh, not really get anything going, but if I had I woulda been ready, you know? It would be childish to get truly disappointed about it. But I did gig her about taking the wind out of my sails. So much for fucking spontaneity. I think that spontaneity shit started with Cosmo, probably. Fuck spontaneity. Fuck Cosmo too. And so wicked replied: “spontaneity is for people who don't have much else to do. and tbh, at our age it can be a little disconcerting if you're near the stairs…………”, as wicked would. I got to thinking…who the hell has less to do than I do? I’m retired and if not wealthy at least independently so. Pam and I were spontaneous enough even when we were really busy the first two or three years after we met. People get used to each other though and it's hard to be surprising to a partner who knows you well enough to complete your sentences. She may not be able to read your mind but she can come closer than anyone else. There are times she knows what I’m thinking better than I do. That can be dicey but I’m a glib and convincing liar, so… I can still surprise Pam and make her laugh, but she often takes a dim view of my sexual spontaneity. I'd grab her and fuck her in the woods, but after a few times that wouldn't seem so spontaneous anymore, right? I’d just be a predictable pervert. Murphy’s law dictates that you’d throw her to the ground in a pile of raccoon shit. Passing a semi on the highway and quickly reaching over and yanking up her dress to show off her pretty legs is pretty fucking spontaneous in my view but for some reason it didn't get me high marks. Go figure. You try to inject some excitement and look at what happens. As it fell out, I was on the receiving end of some excitement but it didn't have the flavor I was aiming for. I can tell you from my own experience as a lifelong driver that it's a huge turn on for truckers to get flashed. The last time it happened before I retired the girl passed a buddy of mine with her left leg up on the dash of her car. She didn't slow down, just passed him showing him her panties. She was wearing a really short pleated navy blue skirt. My buddy was behind me but didn't alert me on the CB. By the time she pulled up next to me she had her panties off and was doing that butterfly flick on her clitoris. The woman was a very pretty asian girl,slender with long slim legs. And bless her heart, she parked her car next to my cab for two or three miles, pacing me perfectly and working over her pink button. When she finally pulled away and left me I was both laughing and aroused. I called Pam and told her about it, and asked her to meet me for lunch to fix my problem. She did meet me but I didn't get the blowjob until that night. My wife, no exhibitionist. I got flashed a lot of times. The year I ran the Paw Paw route west of Kalamazoo was the apogee of exposure by young women. I used both US 131 and I94 a lot, so I was on and off the expressways all the time. I have no idea why that summer was so populated with exhibitionists but it seemed like every other day some thoughtful young woman was thrusting her tits out the window and waving them at me. Who needed strip clubs? I saw more naked pussy in that summer than I ever had in a club. (I don't frequent strip clubs or topless joints. I've been in a couple my entire life.) Anyway, on the freeway that summer I even saw three or four dicks. One of the nicest incidents occurred one Friday night when I was headed back to the barn from the furthest reach of my route. The highway was busy- it was around five thirty or six in the afternoon. There was a pretty girl in a little champaign colored Saturn wanting to merge on my right, so I herded traffic with my semi to let her in. She gave me a sweet smile and a wave. I smiled back. Just before she got completely on the big road she managed to drop back and pull in behind me. The next thing I knew she whipped out into the passing lane- and I mean whipped. She didn't pull out gently and smoothly like you usually would. Then she started flashing her headlights at me. “OK, you got my attention. I’m watching now!” She pulled next to me with her skirt spread open, showing me her beautiful thighs and a patch of white panties. Her skirt buttoned up the front and she had all the buttons undone. The young woman held her spot next to me for maybe a mile, them leaned down so I could see her face and flashed me a big smile. I liked the smile nearly as much as her gorgeous legs. Of course I was grinning from ear to ear back at her. She then took off, vanishing out of my life for ever. I was pleased and at the same time I coulda cried! Don’t leave me! I love you! About the middle of the next week I waited at a stoplight on Kalamazoo Avenue, downtown. I glanced to my left and in the big SUV below me I saw a flash of skin. I did a classic double take, almost looking away and then nearly snapping my neck as I jerked my eyes back to the erotic drama unfolding in the Suburban. The woman was wearing a long black dress that buttoned from the hem to the throat, like a priest’s frock, and was apparently headed for the gym. She had thought to change into her workout clothes on the way to her club. I know plenty of women do this and most of them probably don’t get busted doing it. This one did. She had the dress open to her waist, exposing her crotch and legs, and magnificent long lithe legs they were! As she began to peel her panties off, getting them about mid thigh, she happened to look to her right and saw yours truly, pervert, leering at her with an enormous grin. She had a neatly trimmed and delectable looking bush. The woman was dazzlingly beautiful, with long brown hair and a face that stimulated my orbitofrontal cortex in a quite pleasant way, as well as amusing other body parts. We froze in time for a moment. She was flustered and couldn’t move. Then, damn the Department of Transportation for its fucking meddling, the light changed to green. The poor woman put the pedal to the metal and shot off the line like Jungle Jim Liberman at the drag strip. I had no hope of pursuit. I watched her take a right on Stuart Avenue- a residential street- and yet one more goddess of chance had flitted into my life and then abruptly vanished. Life can deal some sad shit sometimes. She was an unwilling exhibitionist, and an embarrassed one, which lent a special flavor to the encounter that was especially delicious. It's a juvenile thrill, that peekaboo game, but it's fun. Exhibitionists are a gift from God and I thank them for doing God’s work. Become a member now and get a free tote bag. |
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Keep on truckin'! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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It’s lovely to see your post! I may get a bit more daring…😉 Rachel Mae
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It’s lovely to see your post! I may get a bit more daring…😉 Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Obviously, that one young lady had just come from Climax! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Very telling and amusing. I bet you get a lot of smiles from Black Flirting folks for your sentence...Exhibitionists are a gift from God and I thank them for doing God's work. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Great post and looking forward to more! Become a Apollorising2057 blog watcher!
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Obviously, that one young lady had just come from Climax! Wanna do a road trip? It could be a rolling half nekkid Wednesday, and nobody is better at that than you. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Great post and looking forward to more! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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you know...i always leave my phone at home, when my hubby decides to send me naughty pics of him...haha... but i get it...it's hard to keep the spontaneous unknown things alive, when we are married....nothing is new anymore..not exciting....i can predict most of the things...and i can finish what he wants to say, most of the time...but he is with the wicked humor...so he always makes me laugh tho...well....that's a good thing... as for flashing to the truckers...oh i miss that...used to wear miniskirt...no panties...they honked the horn to approve me....and yes...we have also bunches of DOT, too...maybe i should do that again!!!!
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you know...i always leave my phone at home, when my hubby decides to send me naughty pics of him...haha... but i get it...it's hard to keep the spontaneous unknown things alive, when we are married....nothing is new anymore..not exciting....i can predict most of the things...and i can finish what he wants to say, most of the time...but he is with the wicked humor...so he always makes me laugh tho...well....that's a good thing... as for flashing to the truckers...oh i miss that...used to wear miniskirt...no panties...they honked the horn to approve me....and yes...we have also bunches of DOT, too...maybe i should do that again!!!! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Such great storytelling from beginning to end... awesome post! Thoughts from the Garden...
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Such great storytelling from beginning to end... awesome post! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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great post and pics
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Wicked is an awesome women. This was a great read. You always put a smile on my face my friend hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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With young women it's often so hard to know if they're innocent and flashing by accident, innocent and teasing, or deliciously naughty. I had a young neighbor girl flash me her tits one night at a friend's house. We were there alone by chance and circumstance. The flash was with intent but her boyfriend was also MY friend and I had to pretend it was just a momentary slip. The girl was exquisite and I still think that one over even today. Christ, she was sexy! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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great post and pics Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Wicked is an awesome women. This was a great read. You always put a smile on my face my friend hugs V And thank you for your kind remarks. You're also an awesome woman, you know? Hugggggggs B Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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LOL...I am surprised there aren't more accidents on your roads. ~~Anais Nin~~
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LOL...I am surprised there aren't more accidents on your roads. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Rachel darling! It's so nice to see you! OK, so drive that car to Michigan and we'll be partners in crime. We will give you the exposure you need. You'll be a star. I have a camera and I know how to use it, too. CMNF is my favorite acronym. Rachel Mae
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Michigan will be on my next destination road trip! 😁 Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I have never had moments like these in my life. Thank you for sharing yours, and for writing them so beautifully. My featured post this week: Pulling Fantasy Sex Out of My Ass.
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I have never had moments like these in my life. Thank you for sharing yours, and for writing them so beautifully. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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HA. your writing is perfection. a lovely flow with just enough edge........... You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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HA. your writing is perfection. a lovely flow with just enough edge........... Thank you, dear friend. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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