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Older Ladies  

TriciaFaraway 77F
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2/9/2018 3:49 pm
Older Ladies

At the court of a small provincial town, a lawyer s his first witness, an old woman around 80, and he asks her with a professional style: "Do you know me, Mrs. Rowland?" "Of course, I know you Mr. Smith! says the old woman. I've known you since you were little, and I have to confess that I am very disappointed in you. You lie, you cheat on your wife repeatedly, you gossip about your . Of course, I know you!" Struck speechless, by the unexpected answer, the lawyer points with his finger on the other side of the court room and says: "Do you know the defense lawyer?" "Oh, yes! I know Mr. Soft as well. I was holding him in my arms when he was a baby, and I can say that I am disappointed in him, too. He’s a drunk and a gamester. He finds it hard to develop a normal relationship with any, and he is of the worst lawyers of our town!" At that point, the judge interrupts the process and demands from the lawyers to approach the bench. When they do, he bends over and whispers to them: "If either of you jerks, asks if she knows me, you’re rewed!"

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