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Blogs > phoenix71rebirth > Flamed by the Phoenix

A 40somethings Rant  

phoenix71rebirth 52F
181 posts
9/24/2015 9:50 am
A 40somethings Rant

I swear these cramps as you get older ...

I mean when I was a sprightly worrying about painting my uniform the unsightly red in a co-ed school while pale as death and doubled up in pain someone told it gets easier as you grow older ...

But this last few months, no make it years every single time this tragedy makes its familiar appearance it reminds you of the moment you're in labour that last legs of it when you fucking wanna just push the lil monster out coz its killing you from inside ....

And then you hold the monster and you forget the bloody torture you went thru just moments ago, but now you've got to deal with a mother of all leaks sprung like every ounce of blood possible is spilling out of you ... aaah but the joy of a healthy baby in your arms you are forgiving to nature's fertility checkpoint.

And then you go through the cycles, and because you are married the expectation is that you do it again and for some people again and again and again. The biggest plus about being preggers is you might look extra radiant probably because you are free of this monthly torment for the next 9months.

I survived 2 rounds of this and would not have minded another 1 more time ... but that plan faded quickly enough with the exit of the spouse who did in fact go in for round 3 and 4 with the other woman.

SO here I am at 44 thinking ok my ovaries would fucking let up already. Let the menopause onset begin.

But apparently the universe had a very wicked sense of humour ... I see my gynecologist in July right after one of these bloody sessions (literally) and she tells me "aaaaa you got many more baby making years left in you!"

I was like universe you can take the damned fertility from me and sow in the wombs of ladies yearning to have a and I would be so grateful ... the great news this is the universe apparently heard my plea that 1 time and a girlfriend of mine found out she'd conceived about the same time I was talking to the universe about this fertility trade.

I know women are having babies at 65 and older, but well I think raising 2 on my own was good enough of aging me to double my age and I still have at least another 15yrs of being responsible for my lil monsters before I can say OK! Its your lives now go forth and prosper.

FUCK! when does it get to sex without worrying about getting preggers? Am guessing geriatric shuffle age ... by then I think I won't remember what the hell sex is anyways.

Yup being 40ish is fabulous, you don't give a rat's ass about a lot of things that you got all wound up about when you were young.

Sex less yet happy ... carpe diem!

Han54boat 71M
11637 posts
9/24/2015 10:35 am

 Careful what you for. There is a double edge being 55+. Hope, you get better with age.

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newmarket_stud 64M

10/17/2015 11:51 pm

 Even when you get annoyed about something you still attack it with style and finesse.
You're a beautiful lady!


genuinebritexpat 55M
2 posts
11/10/2015 11:22 am

 Carpe diem sometimes wrongly translated as Seize the day. A more literal translation of "carpe diem" would be "pluck the day [as it is ripe]"—eg, enjoy the moment. Or you could just pluck me as "Ego sterile". or I am snipped as we say in the UK then you wouldn't have to concern yourself about getting gravida.


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