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The Fly  

LeannanLuiDraico 58F
189 posts
6/18/2015 9:05 pm
The Fly


In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. The
hot, dry fly said to no one in particular, “Gosh...if I go down three
inches...I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed.”
There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes
down three inches I can eat him."

There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes
down three inches..that fish will jump for the fly and I will eat him.”

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the
lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought,
“if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish leaps for it
...that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot
the bear and have a proper lunch."

You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a
lake, but I can tell you there was more.

A mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh...if that fly
goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly ... and
that bear grabs for that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the
bear and drop his cheese sandwich, and I'll eat the sandwich.”

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as
was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake
around lunch time "gosh...if that fly goes down three inches
...and that fish jumps for that fly ...and that bear grabs for that
fish.. and that hunter shoots that bear...and that mouse makes
off with the cheese sandwich....then I can have mouse for lunch.”

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for
the cooling mist of the water.

The fish swallows the fly...
The bear grabs the fish...
The hunter shoots the bear...
The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...
The cat jumps for the mouse...
The mouse ducks...
The cat falls into the water and drowns.

The moral of the story is:
Whenever a fly goes down three inches...some pussy is in danger.

dayzeeme 55F
7024 posts
6/18/2015 9:16 pm

lmao


Ienjoythetaste 75M
2560 posts
6/18/2015 10:54 pm

Terrific.

“For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Much like this site

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HanksDill 60M
39 posts
6/19/2015 9:01 am

lol yes these are quite the chain of events kinda like the song third rock from the sun lol


FunNewGuy1000 63M
511 posts
6/20/2015 1:52 am

(and wet)


facefirst11 58M
1 post
6/21/2015 5:18 pm

Hey Leann... Finally got to read your blog! Wildly imaginative, as promised! Not to mention SALACIOUSLY HOT and RIVETINGLY UNPREDICTABLE with this one! Can't visit here often but send me a message would love to share a few more laughs with you.


sweetiecpl 63M/58F
193 posts
6/23/2015 8:48 pm

Hehe good one


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