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I have my ruler out... Get in line!!! wink wink
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I have my ruler out... Get in line!!! wink wink Why in the world would a man lie about the size of his penis?? When....( if he has any luck) the lady is gonna find out you lied.... I'm going to officiate this MEASUREMENT ENFORCEMENT SQUAD on Black Flirting... I will carry my ruler every where i go.... Men, be ready... I am going to do random "measurement checks" .... Ladies, you can sleep easier tonight... it just got a little harder for the boys to lie to us.... ha ha.... Call me "REGULATOR KITTEN" ****and the song by Warren G..."Regulators".... plays as I walk out!!!!!  THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG |
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Should I get in line?
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Can you get a smaller ruler?
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LOL this wouldn't be so funny except I have seen multiple profiles on here and all the time from guys using stolen porn photos from gay man sites. They are easily found on Tineye or G00gle Images and they don't realize that if they found that dick shot WE will find the dick shot too!!!!! You are correct, if they don't have what is in the photo then they won't get far especially if it IS important to the woman. Guys with photos next to beer/soda cans... they are 6 inches. Guys with photos next to dollar bills... they are 6 inches. Guys with photos next to remote controls... who is shoving a remote control up their coochie??? The average hand is 4 inches across the palm, it is actually a legal size measurement and is used in measuring the height of a horse. If you have a photo of your dick in your hand and you claim to be 10 inches you would need TWO hands on that penis to make 8 inches and then have more hanging out. The number of photos that have a penis in hand and about 1 or 2 inches out is actually the AVERAGE penis size, of which 98% of men on the planet have. I know it is coming right behind this that almost every guy will claim they have extra large hands. LOL 70% of women do NOT orgasm from penetration, and I am sure the replies behind this will be the majority of men stating that they have never been with a woman that didn't orgasm from their dick alone. The majority of women need other means of stimulation such as oral, a hand, or a toy to reach climax as the majority of our nerve endings are in the clitoris, which is 1/4 inch sometimes more away from the opening of the vagina. Only the first 2 inches or so of a vagina have nerve endings and the rest of it is a dead organ. When you hit the cervix that has nerve endings again and most women don't like being bottomed out. Before I get totally shredded here, I work in the medical field so this is all medical fact. There may be some variances such as the first 2 inches or 2 1/4 inches, but for the most part it is the fact that the majority of a vagina has no nerve endings and the majority of women don't orgasm from penetration alone. I agree with you Kitten, why lied about something that the second you drop your pants is visibly noticed to be wrong? For some women it is necessary and others it isn't so important.
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i will let you measure mine!!!!! that would be fun because for you i would be rock fucking hard!!!!!!
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come measure me ill let just use your mouth first to make of firmness first
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reporting an interesting tattoo: lady had this on her inner thigh : a ruller
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3/26/2017 3:43 pm |
Walks up to the line smiling, pulls his penis out and says,"Go ahead...make my day!" "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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why would a guy lie? i wouldnt, and havent ever, but to the desperate, advertising to the portion of the audience LOOKING for size . . . well, you do the math. youre calling out the liars out, sure, good for you, but this blog also kinda sounds like you care about bigger size. too many other blogs suggest the same thing which could help to make scumbags like that want to lie to try to get to someone you. or anyone . . . slippery slope, eh? "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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while were at it, for the record - im a solid thick six. i dont always hit bottom, but i raise hell up and down the sides  and like any good man should, i bring more to the party than just the toy in my underwear  "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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I don't really know how I measure up, but I'd be more than willing to let you check for yourself and decide. What I do know is that I'm proud of what I have, and the women that I've been with have always been happy with it.
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Should I get in line? THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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I'd need to be measured at work, at rest and at play!  THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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Howdy!!!! THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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Can you get a smaller ruler? THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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LOL this wouldn't be so funny except I have seen multiple profiles on here and all the time from guys using stolen porn photos from gay man sites. They are easily found on Tineye or G00gle Images and they don't realize that if they found that dick shot WE will find the dick shot too!!!!! You are correct, if they don't have what is in the photo then they won't get far especially if it IS important to the woman. Guys with photos next to beer/soda cans... they are 6 inches. Guys with photos next to dollar bills... they are 6 inches. Guys with photos next to remote controls... who is shoving a remote control up their coochie??? The average hand is 4 inches across the palm, it is actually a legal size measurement and is used in measuring the height of a horse. If you have a photo of your dick in your hand and you claim to be 10 inches you would need TWO hands on that penis to make 8 inches and then have more hanging out. The number of photos that have a penis in hand and about 1 or 2 inches out is actually the AVERAGE penis size, of which 98% of men on the planet have. I know it is coming right behind this that almost every guy will claim they have extra large hands. LOL 70% of women do NOT orgasm from penetration, and I am sure the replies behind this will be the majority of men stating that they have never been with a woman that didn't orgasm from their dick alone. The majority of women need other means of stimulation such as oral, a hand, or a toy to reach climax as the majority of our nerve endings are in the clitoris, which is 1/4 inch sometimes more away from the opening of the vagina. Only the first 2 inches or so of a vagina have nerve endings and the rest of it is a dead organ. When you hit the cervix that has nerve endings again and most women don't like being bottomed out. Before I get totally shredded here, I work in the medical field so this is all medical fact. There may be some variances such as the first 2 inches or 2 1/4 inches, but for the most part it is the fact that the majority of a vagina has no nerve endings and the majority of women don't orgasm from penetration alone. I agree with you Kitten, why lied about something that the second you drop your pants is visibly noticed to be wrong? For some women it is necessary and others it isn't so important. THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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i will let you measure mine!!!!! that would be fun because for you i would be rock fucking hard!!!!!! THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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come measure me ill let just use your mouth first to make of firmness first THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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I'm just doing my census work on Black Flirting.... THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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Hi .... I know you... THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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that's the darn truth girlfriend!!!! lmao THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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 THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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I don't really know how I measure up, but I'd be more than willing to let you check for yourself and decide. What I do know is that I'm proud of what I have, and the women that I've been with have always been happy with it.  THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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3/26/2017 5:25 pm |
Ok I am in line Sexy Babe.. You can't expect to be Old & Wise..If You were never Young & Crazy!!!
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I see that you are not just measuring for length, but also for girth!! Is this also a taste test!!! Well, I am ready for you to validate my size and girth. You can use any photos on my profile for reference and a baseline for when you have a chance to have the real thing on hand, in hand uumm in person!!! I think you get the idea!! I don't lie, I don't brag...I just advertise!!!! NID
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Ok I am in line Sexy Babe.. THANK YOU GUYS FOR FOLLOWING MY BLOG
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