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Is it in your....... ummmm......
Is it in your....... ummmm...... So today I have the pleasure of working with a student nurse. It's his first day of his psych rotation and he's absolutely terrified here. He's hoping to eventually work in the ER. I don't have the heart to tell them our patients don't just fall out of the sky, most of them come from an ER. He'll figure this out on his own someday. Anyway, I'm trying to get him to lighten up and relax, and a situation comes up that we need to give a patient a medication. I show him all the necessary steps that have to be taken before giving the medication and he's paying attention, asking questions, seeming a little less awkward and afraid. As we're talking I pop the pill from the blister pack, and it disappears. I look all over the med station. He checks the floor. We both check our pockets, our hair, the floor behind us, every nook and cranny of the med cart. I said well it has to be here somewhere......I keep looking then notice him staring at me with the terrified look in his eye again. Finally he says "ok, I'm not a pervert I swear, but, is it....could it have ....umm......maybeitsinyour....ummm...hmmmm...... aaaaa....cleavage?" So I peek down my shirt, and sure as shit, there it is. I pluck it out and he said "are you still going to give that to him?!" I explained that we couldn't do that, we'd pull another pill and he'd get to learn the protocol that has to be followed when a narc is not in the pack, but not in the patient either. Any tips on how to write this incident up in a professional (or hilarious) manner are greatly appreciated. |
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It fell on the floor isnt an acccepted answer?
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I don't have any advice different 1ALLNyter but I did giggle at this story. Good post! Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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Just tell the truth! My glorious boobs intercepted the medication before said patient could be properly medicated!
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I vote for the truth....To good to be made up!!
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3/4/2016 6:01 am |
Pill fell into milk container.
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3/4/2016 8:01 am |
It is funny
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