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Beware Dick Pic Senders!!!
Beware Dick Pic Senders!!! I enjoy dick picks. I love looking at the different sizes, curves and colors, circumcised or not. In my experience, I have noticed a few things that guys should be away of. 1) Bathroom pics: Guys with brown dicks, beware of where you take a dick pic. I love your chocolate bar but when you take a pick of it in the bathroom sometimes it can look like a turd on the bathroom floor. Not a good look. 2) Zooming in: Guys with slightly below average dick sizes, I said slightly to be nice, be aware of what is also in your picture. If you zoom in on your dick to disguise its less than impressive size, make sure there are no objects that can give someone else and idea of big or small you actually are. If I can match my thumb to your thumb and your dick barely passes your thumb in length, trust me, you're not fooling anyone. Try angles that play up your thickness while distracting away from length size. 3) Comparing to Objects: This kind of ties in with zooming in. Put your dick next to an object that flatters your dick. If you're not as thick as soda can, don't take a dick pic next to one. These are just a few things I've noticed. |
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Toilet dick pictures ... because you were having a shit and couldn't help but admire how amazing your penis is? Ha ha
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Str8 here however those guys that can't read still send and if happen to see them at local party I just can't stop laughing as they get no attention from anyone as yes this is a sex site and guess they have a Tool, but doesn't equate to knowing how to use it and the more important organ is much higher up the body at the top!
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In short, buyer beware. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” ― Oscar Wilde
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How to take dick pics. Hahaha
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