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Reunited... And it feels so good.
Reunited... And it feels so good. Yah.... I'm actually not crazy about this song. It's a fitting title for my post, though, so I'm going with it! Now that my are spending the weekends at their dad's house, there has become a familiar routine when we all come together again. Chaos. Forty five minutes of complete insanity and 16 conversations happening at the same time. Today was no exception. I was home long enough to turn on the air and start to change out of my work clothes when someone started knocking on the door. Really?! I put my shirt back and and went to spy through the peep hole to see who was out there. "Why are you knocking on the door? It's not even locked!!" Damn . "OMG, your neck is so red?" The Spawn immediately noticed my sunburn. "Yah, I'm an official redneck now. Proud??" The little shit just threw her bag, her shoes, and a bunch of string on the floor in front of the door. "I got so wet at work today." Middle is smiling and nodding his head, like it's a right of passage. "Did you bring my flip flops?" Dammit, I left my flip flops on the porch at their dad's on Sunday. "Renegade" The Spawn is dancing a circle around me while I point at her shit and give her the 'pick that shit up or die' look. "The dirty hobo smelled like rotten socks and my mother didn't like it...." A robotic voice was coming from someones phone. "Dirty hobo??" What the hell am I hearing?? "I don't like those donuts. Why didn't you buy the cake donuts?" Middle is already eyeballing the snack food. "My Roblox character was kidnapped." The Spawn is dancing and singing about the dirty hobo. "You guys are the reason I drink." "Really mom?!?" The Spawn is rolling her eyes. "I love you too." "I might love you back if you take care of that pile of CRAP you just left in front of the door." "Hmmm.... I guess I can like this donut after all." Middle is wiping chocolate from his face. "Dammit, I guess I've got to love you now." Without picking it up, the Spawn is kicking her stuff down the hall into her bedroom. "It's too late Mom. We already know you love us, can't back out now." Crap... She's right. Happy Monday! |
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I am new to writing blogs, and when I ran across this one, I wanted to complement the author. I snickered several times as her days description progressed. Well done young lady Dimplelover28 aka Warren
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I am new to writing blogs, and when I ran across this one, I wanted to complement the author. I snickered several times as her days description progressed. Well done young lady Dimplelover28 aka Warren
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Life seems to be full of those kind of contradictions but it keeps things interesting.
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All I can say " Is look at the fun I missed!!! Try to enojy it
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This put a big wide grin on my face this morning McLade!
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Life seems to be full of those kind of contradictions but it keeps things interesting. Vive La Difference
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All I can say " Is look at the fun I missed!!! Try to enojy it (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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This put a big wide grin on my face this morning McLade!
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Thank you for sharing and bringing back memories. Mine are adults now.
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"My Roblox character was kidnapped." i know...i know...my son says the things like that...i dig it so much...
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There will come a time when you would love to hear all,of that again. Relish it now. Annoying mom is a rite of passage.
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OMG that sounds familiar. When the girls come home from the "others" house they leave a pile of crap on the table/floor by the front door and come in talking loudly about subjects that make no sense to me. My desire to hug them is often replaced with the desire to lock my bedroom door.
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That song is the type that ya gotta be in the mood for... I guess. That's also true... ya can't back out now, can ya? lol...
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That song is the type that ya gotta be in the mood for... I guess. That's also true... ya can't back out now, can ya? lol... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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OMG that sounds familiar. When the girls come home from the "others" house they leave a pile of crap on the table/floor by the front door and come in talking loudly about subjects that make no sense to me. My desire to hug them is often replaced with the desire to lock my bedroom door.
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There will come a time when you would love to hear all,of that again. Relish it now. Annoying mom is a rite of passage.
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"My Roblox character was kidnapped." i know...i know...my son says the things like that...i dig it so much...
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Holy cow! I think I'd have to hit the "pause" button and find an interpreter for everything that's going on! Then I'd need a nap.
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Hi secret_lade that's funny thanks for sharing yes, it does feel good seeing your loved ones be safe Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake - "True Colors" You with the sad eyes Don't be discouraged, oh I realize It's hard to take courage In a world full of people You can lose sight of it all The darkness inside you Can make you feel so small Show me a smile then Don't be unhappy Can't remember when I last saw you laughing This world makes you crazy And you've taken all you can bear Just call me up 'Cause I will always be there And I see your true colors Shining through I see your true colors And that's why I love you
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Holy cow! I think I'd have to hit the "pause" button and find an interpreter for everything that's going on! Then I'd need a nap.
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Thank you for sharing and bringing back memories. Mine are adults now.
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Hi secret_lade that's funny thanks for sharing yes, it does feel good seeing your loved ones be safe Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake - "True Colors" You with the sad eyes Don't be discouraged, oh I realize It's hard to take courage In a world full of people You can lose sight of it all The darkness inside you Can make you feel so small Show me a smile then Don't be unhappy Can't remember when I last saw you laughing This world makes you crazy And you've taken all you can bear Just call me up 'Cause I will always be there And I see your true colors Shining through I see your true colors And that's why I love you To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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