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Have you seen my dignity?
Have you seen my dignity? Cause, I lost it somewhere in the parking lot at work. If found, please return. I tripped on the curb and caught my balance on my coworkers body as we were headed into work today. It truly was that moment I just wanted to die. "Oh My God! I'm so sorry! My toe caught on the curb!!" I literally had my arms wrapped around his body. Is it possible to die from humiliation? "Hey, it's ok. I'm just glad you didn't fall. That would have really hurt." He was taking it like a trooper, my face was smashed into his chest. "I guess there are worse things than being smashed up against a guy." What is wrong with me???? Did I really just say that to a coworker???? I'm going to get my ass fired. I laughed my nervous, awkward, laugh of<b> humiliation </font></b>as we headed up to the building together. So far, I still have my job.... Happy Tuesday. |
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Nope... No faces in any crotches.
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You won't get fired. You probably made his day a happier one.
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Oh... puh...leeez... It was a simple fall - with a mild clutch and grab. What's wrong with that? I do it all the time. Of course... it's harder to explain when I'm on an elevator. I didn't see the little guy this morning. I said a little prayer and started the engine.
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NOT ; " an icebreaker ! " when it may have been ; " Intentional ! "
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everyone falls sometime. not everyone is lucky enough to have someone to hold them up. embarrassment would be landing on his crotch rather than his chest.
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You won't get fired. You probably made his day a happier one.
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Oh... puh...leeez... It was a simple fall - with a mild clutch and grab. What's wrong with that? I do it all the time. Of course... it's harder to explain when I'm on an elevator. I didn't see the little guy this morning. I said a little prayer and started the engine. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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now that's what I call an icebreaker!
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7/15/2020 6:10 am |
everyone falls sometime. not everyone is lucky enough to have someone to hold them up. embarrassment would be landing on his crotch rather than his chest. there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity
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now that's what I call an icebreaker!
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This coworker is a very nice, well educated, very polite guy. He was actually very concerned about my safety and whether or not I had twisted an ankle or anything. I agree with your conclusion. The toe that caught the curb was actually on the leg with my bad knee. I dislocated it years ago and it has never been the same since. I have to be careful how I walk, how I step, how I kneel down, how I descend steps. I tend to favor my other leg, I have a feeling I just didn't pick that foot up high enough because of it.
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Hi secret_lade thanks for sharing this funny that's a new one for me I've had women fix my tie, re-do a button on my shirt, point out a missing loop on my belt, but, never have they just crashed into me like a Dave Matthews band song and, I thought I was forward hmm be safe Dave Matthews Band - "Crash Into Me" You've got your ball You've got your chain Tied to me tight tie me up again Who's got their claws In you my friend Into your heart I'll beat again Sweet like candy to my soul Sweet you rock And sweet you roll Lost for you I'm so lost for you You come crash into me And I come into you, I come into you In a boys dream In a boys dream
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Welll......is he nice....smart.....involved.....cute...or a superior ? Could be the beginning of a something. ......and hey maybe you ve taken on another name.... Grace ~~ lol.......heres hoping you will continue to be employed ....
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A likely story.......you watery tart! Throwing yersel' at a man like that! (ps - I'm just jealous really!! )
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Welll......is he nice....smart.....involved.....cute...or a superior ? Could be the beginning of a something. ......and hey maybe you ve taken on another name.... Grace ~~ lol.......heres hoping you will continue to be employed ....
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Hi secret_lade thanks for sharing this funny that's a new one for me I've had women fix my tie, re-do a button on my shirt, point out a missing loop on my belt, but, never have they just crashed into me like a Dave Matthews band song and, I thought I was forward hmm be safe Dave Matthews Band - "Crash Into Me" You've got your ball You've got your chain Tied to me tight tie me up again Who's got their claws In you my friend Into your heart I'll beat again Sweet like candy to my soul Sweet you rock And sweet you roll Lost for you I'm so lost for you You come crash into me And I come into you, I come into you In a boys dream In a boys dream To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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7/14/2020 7:37 pm |
now that's what I call an icebreaker!
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