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Who messed with the TOASTER!
Who messed with the TOASTER! Because I'm usually doing about five things at one time... I popped some bread in the toaster and headed out to the balcony to check my flowers. "Mom, I smell smoke." "I'm not even cooking anything! We're having tuna fish sandwiches for dinner." "Oh. I still smell smoke." Assuming the Spawn was just being difficult, I waited until I heard the toast pop up and headed back in. "What the hell??" Plumes of smoke were coming from the charred, black squares that were sticking out of the toaster. "Who MESSED with the toaster??" The real question is, why is this even a setting on the toaster? What brain decided scorched and nearly on fire was desirable? Is this one of those.... It'll put some hair on your chest moments? The Spawn was laughing as I chucked the charred little husks into the trash and a poof of smoke wafted out at us. "Wasn't me..." "Mmmm... Hmmmm.... It's *never* you." I laughed and put two more pieces of bread into the toaster. And forgot to change the setting...... Happy Wednesday! |
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I like burnt toast, I always have mine on the darkest/hottest setting.. but apparently is carcinogenic ....
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Yum... White bread. What is it about burnt toast that appeals to you? Is it the crunch? Or taste? But your white bread........i find it very papery and sweet. Mind, you guys put icing sugar on french toast!! What's that aw aboot??
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Toast to has to be watched I like my toast more or less just warm very lightly toasted. If it over toasted it's trash as for burnt I sorry for you there now the house smells of burnt toast.
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'ash' wednesday is more like it
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This does happen to everyone at sometime, So your not by yourself. It does make the place smell for a while. Have a great rest of week
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I'd eat that toast....I like burnt toast.......even if it's that horrible sweet white bread that yoUSes eat.
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Who even eats blackened toast? Never quite understood why one would need that high of a setting.
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OMG....that is soooo true! Made me laugh out loud for sure.
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I bet the Spawn really got a kick out of you burning another round of toast. The question isn't whether or not it will put hair on your chest, it's WHY would you want to put hair on your chest?
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I run into that a lot, the grand kids just mess with stuff and forget t put it back, It has happened so much that I now know to look first!!!
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I run into that a lot, the grand kids just mess with stuff and forget t put it back, It has happened so much that I now know to look first!!! Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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8/12/2020 6:02 pm |
I bet the Spawn really got a kick out of you burning another round of toast. The question isn't whether or not it will put hair on your chest, it's WHY would you want to put hair on your chest?
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'ash' wednesday is more like it
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Who even eats blackened toast? Never quite understood why one would need that high of a setting. This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.
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I'd eat that toast....I like burnt toast.......even if it's that horrible sweet white bread that yoUSes eat.
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This does happen to everyone at sometime, So your not by yourself. It does make the place smell for a while. Have a great rest of week
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[image]
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'ash' wednesday is more like it
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Toast to has to be watched I like my toast more or less just warm very lightly toasted. If it over toasted it's trash as for burnt I sorry for you there now the house smells of burnt toast.
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