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The Perils of Country Living
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Oh deer! I just hope you can get used to the bangs and wallops of the wildlife in the night.
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Now that made me laugh !
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Don't worry about the deer 🦌, it's the skunks and racoons ya gotta be quick about. Dja have any fox in your area? I'd be watchful for those as well. I can imagine how that shuffle and noise would spook you. I mighta been a tad nervous. Outdoor motion-sensor lighting? 🤔 😊❗❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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thats great scared by bambi lol
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Wait 'till u have a garden.......Deer will take one bite out of every tomato and not eat any of them......LOL! After a few months of "Country" living when we went to Mom and Dads in the city every a car passed I'd get up and look out the window. Mom ask if I was waiting for someone, Oh Sorry, if we hear a car at home their in the driveway!
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I've never quite lived this far into the country.... It's definitely an adjustment. When I lived with my ex husband, we always had dogs, so wildlife usually kept their distance. This should prove interesting!
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9/25/2021 3:50 pm |
Deer can be a real pain in the ass at times. they'll definitely destroy any flowers or gardens. There are deterrents you can purchase such as motion sensor sprinklers that should scare them off without causing them harm. When we lived in the country and depended on a garden my Dad did that all the way around the garden to keep the critters out! Also an easy supply of venison..........Oh Yeah!
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9/25/2021 3:40 pm |
Wait 'till u have a garden.......Deer will take one bite out of every tomato and not eat any of them......LOL! After a few months of "Country" living when we went to Mom and Dads in the city every a car passed I'd get up and look out the window. Mom ask if I was waiting for someone, Oh Sorry, if we hear a car at home their in the driveway!
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9/25/2021 1:55 pm |
thats great scared by bambi lol
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Now that made me laugh ! 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Oh deer! I just hope you can get used to the bangs and wallops of the wildlife in the night.
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My friend has an apple tree. It is near and visible through a large window. I was sitting on his lap, almost naked and i spied a demon walking past the window in the dark, biting apples off the tree. Nothing freakier than a deer walking on its back legs, right beside you, in the dark.
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😂 🤣😂🤣 I was guessing raccoons. Hang on tight. The wild can get wild. Have a great day! 💋 Staci
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I hope you don't shoot the maniacal killers!
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Deer outside goodbuddy781
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Deer can be a real pain in the ass at times. they'll definitely destroy any flowers or gardens. There are deterrents you can purchase such as motion sensor sprinklers that should scare them off without causing them harm.
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Haha! That’s what living in the “big city” (of Gaylord?) has done to you. “Maniacal murderers.” I wonder if deer and other wildlife can read our facial expressions, and do shit like that, just for their own amusement. At least your weren’t still under the covers when the Spawn ran in, or the both of you might still be stuck there, neither willing to leave the relative safety … I had a kinda-similar experience in the little village I lived in for 5 years. One night there was this huge “whack!” from somewhere near the back door. Looking out the window, flashlight shining, looking all around for it to be a person. Finally went outside, but didn’t see anything, or any evidence of what had happened. I found out what it was a couple of months later - I was outside that side of the building when the wind suddenly came up. Turns out, when the wind blows strong enough, and from the right direction, if sucks the screen door open, and flings around to its stops - which was this the wall. But, when you don’t know that, and it happens at night … I predict you may discover a few more things like this. “What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger,” right? Still waaaay better than where you were living before. Enjoy the good times. -- allgud69xxx Yeah ... that's right ... I went there .. Wanna msg, but can't - my Postbox blog Another way to say hi my Postbox
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"Killer Deer" aren't those the ones that interbred with killer bees? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Yes....Deer! I've seen plenty of videos on the internet where deer shatter plate glass windows in businesses as they leap through them, then charge around the room wrecking it because they are in a panic, then....hopefully...eventually...find their way back out. Deer can cause of lot of damage. And they're not harmless animals, either. Even does that don't have antlers can and will do some serious damage to humans and animals with their hooves. And don't forget the cute little skunks....lol It's a jungle out there!
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9/25/2021 6:37 am |
Or was it really Deer making them noises??? (Smiles)
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Having lived in a second floor apartment for nearly ten years, there are a few things I've not really experienced in a while. The sounds of night time silence.... Complete darkness with the exception of the moon.... My favorite, so far, has been the meandering wildlife just milling about, living their life. Or so I thought..... I had just gotten off the phone with my oldest son last night and had nearly fallen asleep when I heard a loud thud on the wall in my bedroom. "Holy shit! What the FUCK was that??" Pulling the covers up to my eyeballs, I laid there waiting to see if I could hear any other noises. No doorknobs rattling, not windows being tapped on or attempted break in.... Then I heard it again. THUD This time outside my bedroom window. Frozen in terror, it took every ounce of my will to slowly pull myself out of bed and walk the three or four steps between my bed and the window. "Oh my God, please don't let there be a person out there.... Please don't let there be a person out there.... Please don't let there be a person out there...." I pulled my curtains open expecting the blinds to be closed behind them but I had been lazy and just slid the curtains closed last night, the blinds were wide open. "Aaaaaahhhhhhh" Now screaming at the top of my lungs, I was starting face to face with two little deer that were munching on the grass right outside my bedroom window. It took me a full on minute to realize they were only deer and not maniacal killers brandishing weapons for a forced entry. "Mom! Mom! Mom! What is it Mom!" A terrified Spawn was now running into my room, climbing into my bed, covers up to her eyes. "It's deer, outside my window, they scared the shit out of me." "Really mom?!? Deer???" "Hey, you didn't live it like I did. In my mind, it was the prelude to a horror movie." I watched them for a few more moments before they disappeared into the trees behind my house. I'm certain they'll be causing a few more heart stopping experiences in my near future... Happy Saturday!
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