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Have you seen my boobs?
Have you seen my boobs? If you know me in real life, today you probably did. Ugh.... I was all over the store doing my Monday stuff when one of my new hires showed up early for onboarding. "Hi, I'm [secret_lade], are you here to onboard?" "Yes, sorry I'm early. You weren't in your office when I first got here." "That's ok, we'll just get started early." "This is a awkward, but I think I should tell you your shirt is unbuttoned in a bad spot. I can see stuff." "What?!?" Looking down I could clearly see what she was talking about. "Oh My God, why didn't anyone TELL me this earlier???" I had managed to button the buttons, but this shirt had a hidden on meant keep the seam together in the chest area so you didn't button the top button at the neck. I'd missed the . Which meant every time I made any sort of movement the top of my shirt came open exposing nearly, if not all, of my brassiere encased chesticles. Fantastic! "If helps, that's a cute bra." "Um, nope, doesn't help." wasn't much else I could do but roll with it and laugh. I snapped the top snap and said to the new hire.... "So, yah, welcome to the team. " Happy Monday! |
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10/21/2021 4:43 pm |
One of these days, I may just post another pic. If you share the goods too often, people stop looking forward to seeing them.
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Accidents do happen. It's ashame these accidents didn't happen in my workplace though I did once walk into the toilet where a woman was sitting down but I didn't see anything! She had left the door unlocked just in case you think I'm a pervert!
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I've heard of some employers expressing a "open door" culture, but, this goes above and beyond!
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I always enjoy reading about your adventures.
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Well one never knows with the new tires of fashion is these days. If I was there ild wouldn't say much about it untill the end of the day lololol You must not been with that many men that morning for you would have had to deer them staring at you. Oh it a bra people where less at the beach. Not like all the button pop open and the girls came swinging out Slapping some in there face. On second thought that sounds like a lot of fun Lesson learned now in the morning dress in a mirror turn around check out your fine ass Have a wonderful day beautiful and be proud of your breast God made them just for us to look at lol
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Hell...im sure we would all like a look at your chesticles😊x
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Wow, I feel cheated. Nobody flashed me when I started my job.
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Pics or it didn't happen!
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10/20/2021 3:25 am |
Secret_lade, your pic in your bra with your shirt half open is very seductive and attrative. Those two pics of you in the little nightie....very hot😘 You have a beautiful body😉
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When can I interview?????
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Good of her to tell you about your miss-hap. If that were me, I'd probably just stare with my mouth open, drooling all over the place while my face turned bright red!
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Accidents do happen. It's ashame these accidents didn't happen in my workplace though I did once walk into the toilet where a woman was sitting down but I didn't see anything! She had left the door unlocked just in case you think I'm a pervert!
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I've heard of some employers expressing a "open door" culture, but, this goes above and beyond!
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I always enjoy reading about your adventures.
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Well one never knows with the new tires of fashion is these days. If I was there ild wouldn't say much about it untill the end of the day lololol You must not been with that many men that morning for you would have had to deer them staring at you. Oh it a bra people where less at the beach. Not like all the button pop open and the girls came swinging out Slapping some in there face. On second thought that sounds like a lot of fun Lesson learned now in the morning dress in a mirror turn around check out your fine ass Have a wonderful day beautiful and be proud of your breast God made them just for us to look at lol
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10/19/2021 3:19 am |
Hell...im sure we would all like a look at your chesticles😊x
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10/19/2021 2:59 am |
Wow, I feel cheated. Nobody flashed me when I started my job.
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Pics or it didn't happen!
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I think the site of a bra — in a work environment — is viewed in a professional manner as, non-sexual. I mean, that's the way I'd look at it. Show me (*post a pic*) and I'll give you my opinion. 🤔❗❗ I've worked in an office where a woman's dress ripped in half, (*got caught up in a metal chair *) she was practically naked. She was wearing a black thong and skimpy bra. We all turned away... ... after having taken the appropriate pictures, and gawked for a few seconds. 😶
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It's one of them Orientations that turns into O-My-Tation...lol
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would have liked to be a fly on the wall
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I haven't seen your boobs!! can I?...can I?..
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I nominate myself as the male delegate who comments "I'd like to see your boobs." Hadda be done...
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Ummm...silver lining....it was a woman who finally told you that your chesticles were somewhat exposed??? Oh...and no sliced olives were adorning your exposed chest?? "I can see stuff." Yeah, that pretty much covers it. Or not, in this case...
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I’m sorry, but is the correct response to that title not, “[excited breath in] I thought you’d never ask!”? One of the fortunate things about being of my gender is that these sorts of things are much, much less likely to happen. Yay, boring-shaped clothes. The upside is that the new hire shouldn’t be under too many illusions, straight off the hop, of what might be experienced on this particular job. Oh well, tomorrow is another day, right? It will be better… only because there aren’t so many ways it go not-better? (hang in there, but don’t hang out …)
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