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Blogs > rick315875 > The Storyteller

Comic relief with Dick Jizwell  

rick315875 65M
13314 posts
6/24/2018 11:11 am

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6/24/2018 2:50 pm
Comic relief with Dick Jizwell

Hello everyone, this is Dick Jizwell. Coming to you live from XYZ Studios in New York! I'm here with our guest Stormy Daniels! Hello Stormy, how are you today? Well, I'm doing okay. I'm kind of still hanging on to this lawsuit thing. And how is it going so far? Well it's coming along it's coming along! There's just one question I'm dying to ask you. And what's that? You had sex with Donald Trump right? Yes I did! So tell me, how big is his dick? Well, I don't know if I should tell you, since we're still in the middle of a lawsuit. Oh, you can tell me. It will just be our little secret. Okay! Are you ready? Give it to me baby! It was just 3 inches! Just 3 inches long! And there you have it everyone! Donald Trump's dick is only 3 inches long! No wonder Melania doesn't want to hold on to his nasty tiny little hands! Well I just want to thank you Stormy for stopping by and talking to us. Is that it? That's the whole interview? I'm afraid that's all the time we have my dear! Everyone let's give Stormy a round of applause! You have to give her credit for being able to get through sucking and fucking a tiny little 3 inch dick!
rick315875 65M

6/24/2018 1:03 pm
    Quoting  :
Thanks, I appreciate the compliment.


rick315875 65M

6/24/2018 1:02 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Omg..lmfao.. where on earth do you come up with this stuff..
I was in the mood to write something funny. Things just pop into my mind and I write them down.


rick315875 65M

6/24/2018 1:00 pm
    Quoting Luv2bottom4u2:
    Hey there Lefty, only you all would believe this crap anyways !
You have to admit it is pretty funny. Dick Jizwell! Now that's funny. By the way, I am independent Progressive. I probably dislike Democrats just as much as you do.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
6/24/2018 11:55 am

 Omg..lmfao.. where on earth do you come up with this stuff..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Luv2bottom4u2 67M  
1875 posts
6/24/2018 11:48 am

 Hey there Lefty, only you all would believe this crap anyways !


jajo696 113F
Ask me for a photo
4287 posts
6/24/2018 11:40 am

 And she had batted his hand away....more than once. I now know why. Lol


jajo696 113F
Ask me for a photo
4287 posts
6/24/2018 11:39 am

 Lol. Cute! She was here in my area last night , performing two shows at a gentleman s club~


rick315875 65M

6/24/2018 11:13 am

 Don't worry righties! Don't get your undies all stuck up in your crack! This is a fictitious interview.


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