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把爸爸丟了  

Paincontrol 59F
357 posts
1/26/2020 6:57 pm
把爸爸丟了
大年初二透早垃圾袋多了隻長頸玻璃瓶；下班回來問家裡的女覺青是否半夜出
去買沙瓦喝？
她說：昨晚找東西在下層抽屜看到空瓶就順手丟了......



嗯哼....
我想起來了

yulon2 69M
12103 posts
1/26/2020 7:20 pm

 我也看不懂說!


Paincontrol replies on 1/27/2020 3:30 am:
可是哥哥呀~那邊兒有人笑了呦

Hk0315 47F
2 posts
1/26/2020 8:24 pm

 哈哈哈


Paincontrol replies on 1/27/2020 5:39 am:
嘿😊

bigddyx 43M
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1/27/2020 2:31 am

 呵呵呵哈哈哈


John4136 67M
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141 posts
1/27/2020 2:35 am

 這是要用台語讀的機密內容

很有意思喔


Paincontrol replies on 1/27/2020 3:30 am:
不用吧？！

gun831 41M
693 posts
1/27/2020 5:00 am

 不會冰冰的嗎


Paincontrol replies on 1/27/2020 5:40 am:
總是要搓搓的嘛

vi670207 56M
275 posts
1/27/2020 5:28 am


Paincontrol replies on 1/27/2020 5:41 am:
啾咪

womantoys 43M
277 posts
1/27/2020 8:27 am

 雞雞嗎?


Paincontrol replies on 1/28/2020 12:20 am:
說“雞雞”有點兒不能勾引的感覺
說勾勾手指頭....

nightsue 41M
4414 posts
1/27/2020 3:21 pm

 難怪葡萄都乳酸了..
凌酒吧舞伊戚溜醫參寺
留下美好快樂的回憶吧~
最上面那個是ㄌㄞˋ


Paincontrol replies on 1/28/2020 12:18 am:
嗯嗯...我是健康阿嬤

yulon2 69M
12103 posts
1/27/2020 8:23 pm

 Paincontrol replies on 2020/1/27 7:30 pm:
可是哥哥呀~那邊兒有人笑了呦

原來如此! 好不容易才想通了!

機關藏在倉庫裡!


Paincontrol replies on 1/28/2020 12:21 am:
機關已經被孩子丟掉了

profx0429 48M
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119 posts
1/28/2020 9:00 am

 剛好除舊布新 連爸爸都換一個吧 XD


popo570626 55M
216 posts
2/3/2020 8:39 am

 還用丟了。


Paincontrol replies on 2/7/2020 4:45 am:
當然丟了

l4different 39M
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19 posts
2/3/2020 3:28 pm

 哈哈哈~ 還好不是挖到肉靈芝拿去熬湯

不然爸爸的下場也太悽慘了


Paincontrol replies on 2/7/2020 4:46 am:
什麼是肉靈芝？

l4different 39M
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19 posts
2/7/2020 4:31 pm

 Paincontrol replies on 2020/2/7 8:46 pm:
什麼是肉靈芝？

哈哈哈~ 某國人民曾在荒郊野嶺挖出肉色且千年不朽的爸爸

群而觀之, 謂之 : 肉靈芝


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