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Bullfrog Blowjob
Bullfrog Blowjob A woman went into a pet shop to buy her boyfriend a pet, but after looking around she realized all the pets were very expensive. A clerk came up and asked if there was something he could help her with. "I wanted to buy my boyfriend a pet, but all yours are so expensive !" "Well," said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.00. Would you like to see it ?" "$50.00?? For a frog ??" said the woman. "It's a special frog. It gives blowjobs." The woman decides to buy the frog. She takes it home to her boyfriend, explains the frog and they're both happy. The woman goes to bed, but around two in the morning she is awakened by pots and pans banging around in the kitchen. She gets up to go see what's going on and gets to the kitchen to see her boyfriend and the frog sitting at the kitchen table looking through cookbooks. "What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour ?" The guy looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this frog to cook, you're outta here !!!" 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 |
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A woman went into a pet shop to buy her boyfriend a pet, but after looking around she realized all the pets were very expensive. A clerk came up and asked if there was something he could help her with. "I wanted to buy my boyfriend a pet, but all yours are so expensive !" "Well," said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.00. Would you like to see it ?" "$50.00?? For a frog ??" said the woman. "It's a special frog. It gives blowjobs." The woman decides to buy the frog. She takes it home to her boyfriend, explains the frog and they're both happy. The woman goes to bed, but around two in the morning she is awakened by pots and pans banging around in the kitchen. She gets up to go see what's going on and gets to the kitchen to see her boyfriend and the frog sitting at the kitchen table looking through cookbooks. "What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour ?" The guy looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this frog to cook, you're outta here !!!" 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Pffftttttt....ha. This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.
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Lol. Thanks for sharing.
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12/27/2021 12:58 pm |
The Bullfrog would be a lot cheaper to keep...
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12/27/2021 1:07 pm |
He did not notice the frog leg omelet he had for breakfast..... LOL! Men r lucky, they have enough blood to service their brain and penis, but not at the same time....... Great post!
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thats cute, thanks
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That's a good one.. I hope your Monday is a great start to your week..
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all i could think of was that duck dynasty episode where they were passing huge golden brown baskets of jumbo frog legs round the dinner table... woop woop
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Where can I get one of those frogs?
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I'm happy for the wife for that escape route!
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