Ever kiss a bunny between the ears..
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Postad:28 januari 2006 8:39 am
Senast Uppdaterad:5 mars 2006 9:27 pm 8695 besök
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You've all seen the old joke, not quite a real bunny is it? Where someone will turn their pockets inside out making bunny ears. 
This little reminder of an old joke brings me to todays subject. Masturbation, a rather "touchy" subject. As a man I guess I masturbate more than nessary. At least more then I think I should. Not that I'm cronic mind you, I don't drop trou and start pulling at the drop of a hat, but being single and not the type to surf the bars looking for a one night stand I prefur self expression. This does have its draw backs, ones imagination can be streched to it's limits. Like the writer you get a dry spell and wham, writers block. What to do? Well, have no fear..in todays modern world there are aides for the fantasy deprived. The internet for one, tons of porn there, and better then thirty-one flavors you can find anything. Trouble with that is I could never type well with two hands, let alone just one. Well, you say..there's video...DVD, VHS, those PPV cable networks, and of course those 1-900 phone lines..problems arise there as well..DVD's and VHS tapes get old, worn out and lets face it after the first couple of times dull. With the PPV and phone sex there's the cost.
At $3.00 a minute it can add up fast.
So, what's a guy to do?  Guess I'm left with my origional question....
Ever kiss a bunny between the ears? Would you Like too? 
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Erotic Nightmares & Sensual Daydreams
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Postad:26 januari 2006 2:00 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:5 mars 2006 9:27 pm 8866 besök
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We all have them you know..those quiet reminders of our sexuality. One moment in that dream world you could be driving a race car at the indy 500, and the next your getting married to the ex wife, for me that's a nightmare. It's not that I didn't love her, on the contrary I was very much in love with her. But towards the end it all changed, an old flame entered the picture for her. Suddenly the life we built together wasn't enough for her anymore. So following the old addage "If you love something set it free....Well, old addages never were one hundred percent right. You can guess the outcome.
So why the title of this blog? Well to be perfectly frank (I always wanted to be named Frank) For the past couple of weeks I've had that DREAM...the aformentioned one of marring the ex. Scares the living crap out of me. Also wakes me up out of a sound sleep, not that I'm like a child waking in fear, but rather my rational mind does it...like the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, the rational side of me takes hold and starts to control the dream. Doubts are raised, my dream self say's wait a minute..this isn't right..can't be happening...she's remarried..and I don't want to remarry her..usually that's the point where I wake up. The scary part is not the dream itself, but my minds ability to do that, wake me up like that. A sound sleeper, in my youth I missed many a school day because I over slept. Usually because I was having a great dream. Perhaps with age comes control, but I always thought that as got older we gradualy lost control over such matters? Points to ponder I guess?
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Mudainia...How I hate it!
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Postad:23 januari 2006 5:38 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:26 mars 2006 3:09 pm 9289 besök
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Ok...the January blahs have set in. I'm tired of winter. The weather here has been weird as of late, seventy degrees one day, snow storm and low thirty's the next. Both kids are down with colds. Lucky me, I get germ patrol. The daughter takes after my mom, never wants to take her meds.
"I don't care if you don't like the taste, just take it already!"
Ok....that felt better, Now...if I could only escape to some tropical island some where....Do some nude sunbathing....Meet a cute redhead,
Hey I have a thing for redheads...ok? It's my fantasy...now where was I....Oh yes, on a tropical beach...nude....redhead....rubbing tanning oil on each other's Lilly white skin...crap, I should have visited a tanning booth first...I hate that white fish look..makes me look silly, and why on earth didn't I remember to bring a towel? Now I've got sand in ..well nevermind where...Ok people this just isn't working...January has me in a funk so bad I can't even fantaise right....any one have any helpful hints the could send my way I'd be grateful.
Later!
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Blank spaces, or how we deal with silly people.
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Postad:22 januari 2006 5:49 am
Senast Uppdaterad:5 mars 2006 9:27 pm 9499 besök
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Interesting title don't you think? I have trouble dealing with the silly person, you know the type. Likes to talk your leg off with inane subjects. Like how UFO's have a secret base in their back yard, or how their hairball collection has grown so large now that they have started shaving their butt hair.
Most of the time you feel like a fox caught in one of those steel traps, looking for some way to get free, and seriously considering gnawing your own leg off just to get away?
I was at a party once, and had been ducking a silly person all night long. When on the way to the bathroom to releave myself I was cornered. What to do? No escape! It looked like the end, Silly person, " So I hear from the host that you have a USA inline account?" Me, "Why, yes I do."
Sily person, " That's so COOL! I have one as well my screen name is "silly person 2006" "What's yours?" Me, "Well mine would be...Hey! isn't that a secret UFO base in the broom closet over there? And do you know, I think they've started a hairball collection ?!?" At that point the silly person was distracted enough so I could pass by and enter the bathroom. So, my advice.. to stay away from silly people. Use their interests to direct their attention away from you and you can never be caught. But, if that fails I can recomend a good medical supply store that carries a fine line of artificial limbs. 
AUTHORS NOTE: No silly persons,people, or foxes were harmed in the writing of this Blog. Screen names are either pure fiction or are used fictitiously.
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What are we searching for?
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Postad:18 januari 2006 5:58 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:5 mars 2006 9:27 pm 9588 besök
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What are we searching for? In my case it would have to be a connection, someone who'll understand who I am and what I'm about. Having been married , I never expected to find myself back in the dating pool. Never being a strong swimmer in that reguards I find it tougher now a days. Gone are the sixpack abs, {truth be known I only really had a fourpack}, the boyish good looks and the ability to chat up a woman. Granted I'm still good looking (okay no wise cracks people ) but there is some snow on the roof, and I tend to creek in places. But that doesn't mean I'm over the hill. On the contrary, My sex drive now is better then it was in my twenties. Well I may not get the gun off as often as I did then, but I now know how to make the bang bigger,
Some days you feel like chucking it all in and vegging out in front of the tube, and others you wonder why there isn't enough time to do all the things you want.
Who knows why we search, why we keep trying to achieve our goals. As I've traveled this road called life I found many friends. I've found love and lost. The road goes ever onward, I intend to go as far as it will take me.
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Lost weekend
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Postad:16 januari 2006 8:45 am
Senast Uppdaterad:5 mars 2006 9:27 pm 9842 besök
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I hate psudo holidays. You know those days off where you can't work, and don't get paid for it because someone thought there ought to be a holliday to honnor someone planting a tree, or a dead person's birthday. Now, don't get me wrong. I like trees, and people should be honnored for their work in society, but why does it have to come at my expence? I'd be much happier at work, not to mention collecting the days pay then sitting around with nothing to do.
Anywho, it was an interesting weekend, had my first date in a year, a regular date that is. It was nice. We went to a movie, then out for a drink. The trouble with dates is the pregnet pauses in the conversation. Finding things to say to each other can be frustrating. Then you got those first date jitters, and the big questions; do I kiss her good night at the door?, is she having a good time?, does she think I'm a total geek?. Be nice to know some of these things, it might take the pressure off, least wise enough to keep your mind on your suroundings. I was never one for small talk. Either I'm comfortable enough to freely discuss anything under the sun, or I'm tongue tied.There has to be some middle ground somewhere.
Things go bump in the night, and sometimes we don't hear them, but then there are those times when it's impossible to not notice. Sunday night was a prime example of that. It's like a tree falling in the forest. Do we ignore the falling tree and pretend it never happened, or do we get involved and see what caused the damage? Were the roots not strong enough, was my being there affecting the tree in such a way to make it fall for some reason? Questions...life is a series of questions, and like when I was in school I never studied for the test.
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Lost inocence
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Postad:11 januari 2006 6:52 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:18 juli 2006 5:03 pm 10043 besök
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Try as I might, I can't figure out why my ex wife
is such an idiot. Tonights prime example, she called my daughter yesterday to let her know that she'd be here after school today so my daughter could go and get her laundry done. (I do my washing on thursdays, and have repeatedly told my daughter that she could do hers at the same time, but sixteen year old girls don't hang with their dads for any reason, let alone wash their unmentionables with them)::Back to my rant:: True to her nature the ex never showed, called after six to let our daughter know that she didn't have time for her, New husbands birthday, and they were going out to have fun. Meanwhile back at the ranch..one crying daughter, and one totally irate ex husband, namely me. It's not like I haven't gone through this before now with my daughter's two older brothers. Different themes to be sure but all the same results. The kid(s) finally learn what a idiot their mother really is, and that hurts them more then when she walked away from them the first time.I guess it's part of their growing up, but it's one part their dad wishes he could have taken for them. No child should have to lose faith in a parent, nor should they play second fiddle to a new husband,wife,boyfriend, or girlfriend. If you can't be there for your kids and you know about it before hand, don't lie and say: "I'll be there after school" Don't break the heart that loves you without restriction, in the end your only hurting yourself. Maybe someday my ex will learn, but by then I fear it will be too late to rebuild those bridges she's burning now.
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Wow a new year!
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Postad:5 januari 2006 3:45 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:5 mars 2006 9:27 pm 9949 besök
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Seems like the old one, but then much never changes in Erie. I do look forward to coming online, been talking to someone. It's sorta like I'm a kid again, finding that penny on the side walk thinking; Wow! Just 4 more of these and I can get a candy bar. {Ok, so I'm showing my age} LOL
Yeah I grew up in the 60's. Peace, love, Vietnam the whole nine yards. things seemed simpler back then. But I guess I was looking at the world through a childs eyes, not seeing what was really there. As I said in the begining, this year seems like the old one, with the things going on the the world today one can get a sense of De-Ja-Vu. An unpopular war, unemploment, high taxes,new taxes being enacted daily. Hell the only thing they haven't taxed thus far is sex. And if they figure out a way to do that I'm moving to Mars.
We plod on though..go to work..pay our bills..and keep dreaming our dreams. Looking for penny's on the sidewalk. So to that someone I've been chatting with I'd like to say thanks, for helping keep my dream alive! And, for making me feel young again.
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Do you dream in color?
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Postad:30 december 2005 10:27 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:5 mars 2006 9:27 pm 9752 besök
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Silly question, as we all live in a world with color. I've often wondered if a sight impaired person dreams of sounds, or sent? It's been an odd week. Not enough to do at work so I find myself plagued by Day Mares, they trot in at the oddest moments. The lotto dream has been comming alot, but then we all get that one. Still their visits are nice and saved my sanity a couple of times this week.
New years will be a bust, third year in a row for me with out a date. Not that the last time I had a date for new years eve was a fun outing. The lady passed out around eight, where upon the hostess dogs curled up to sleep with her on the couch. LOL
Been invited to a couple of parties, one at the aformentioned ladies home, and another at a friends home, where I spent the last two new years. The friends have great parties, still it'd be nice to kiss someone at 12:00. Ah well, can't have our cake and eat it as well can we?
Anywho, Happy New Year people, and if your drinking, remember it's better to crash on a friends couch then to crash your car.
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Ok, here goes.
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Postad:27 december 2005 5:56 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:5 mars 2006 9:27 pm 9939 besök
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I'm not much for writing, never was. But sometimes you have to vent, or go nuts. Good things to happen this week were,... Christmas, got some things I liked some things I didn't ,and a few unexpected things from an old G/f. Did have a fun night out last night with friends, photo's were taken, and a great time was had by all. Came in today to check the mail..nada. Oh well, can't always be popular right? Just wish some of those women who keep looking at my profile would write. Hell I'd settle for a wink LOL. Anywho, I don't wish to bore you anymore so I'll end this.
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