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This blog contains content not approved for consumption by children, senators, religious leaders and/or other easily damaged psyches, those seeking to enhance or establish political careers and/or possessed of delusions of grandeur. If accidentally exposed, flush eyes with cold water and induce vomiting. If irritation persists, sit quietly and watch PBS. Not for internal use. This blog and its related post's are GUARANTEED not to make you go blind, masturbate (and THEN go blind), become a social liability, induce you to act out atrocities that you would otherwise never indulge in, or burn eternally in hell. Mccartney2003 accepts NO responsibility for any and all random acts of stupidity or violence committed by losers who may blame popular blogs and/or sugary snack foods for causing their inherent basic lack of control. You're on your own. Thank you and good night.
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I doubble dare you!
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Posted:Aug 2, 2005 2:15 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Hey you folks who visit my blog. Nice eh?
What's even nicer is if ya post when ya visit!
Love coming back day after day?
Love seeing what's new?
For the low low price of nothing you can leave a comment with your visit. The other bloggers here in Black Flirting blog land tend to share these feelings as well. It add's adventure to our otherwise dull and boring days.
Sit a spell, take your shoes off and Yall come back now ya hear?
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Because you like to hear about poles.
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Posted:Aug 2, 2005 1:55 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I watched a Nova tonight about the Earth's magnetic field. It turns out that every once in a while the Earth's magnetic field switches poles! While it only happens every couple hundred thousand years, when it happens it happens fast--to the extent that you could look at a compass and almost see the needle moving around. Here's the scary part: it's about to happen again. Here's the scarier part: the flip is preceeded by the emergence of several new magnetic poles all over the place that severely weaken the total magnetic field, allowing the planet to be bathed in solar radiation. It will be just like that crappy movie The Core, except we won't be able to stare lasciviously at Hillary Swank because we'll be on fire.
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Fun with Velveeta
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Posted:Aug 2, 2005 1:48 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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The issue with Velveeta, besides the fact that it is the only food product I know of that has to undergo vulcanization, is finding it. Velveeta defies categorization, you see, so unlike other foods that are by convention grouped together in grocery stores, Velveeta acts as a bit of a wild card; an opportunity for each store manager to add a personal touch. Myself, I would put it near the cheese. I understand that Velveeta is not cheese, but it strives to be cheese, and in general it is employed much as one would use normal cheese. And I also understand that Velveeta does not need to be refrigerated. I don't suppose anything bad would happen if you refrigerated it, though admittedly I've never tried--why would you? At worst it wastes refrigerator space. So fine, put it on display next to the cheese or something.
The point I'm trying to make here is that, while Velveeta's nature is shrouded in mystery, I think that for the purposes of categorization it is more like cheese than any other food. And yet I have NEVER found Velveeta by the cheese. They usually have it in a corner or at the end of the aisle, ostracized and mocked ceaselessly by the real cheeses and deli meats. At least that's not hard to find--you just scan for the Isle of Misfit Foods and that disturbing yellowish hue should jump right out at you.
But today at the store, after endless searching and eventually having to ask an employee--to be forced to say out loud, "Excuse me, sir, I would like to purchase some Velveeta"--I found it near the crackers. Come on, Crackers? Because people put Velveeta on crackers? Is that it? They are no more likely to do that than with a real cheese. As a matter of fact, at no cocktail party have I ever been served crackers with Velveeta, most likely because my hosts generally have at least one shred of dignity, at least until the party gets going. So why the Velveeta/cracker association? I don't buy it. Well, I did buy it, finally, but you know what I mean.
Adding insult to injury, I had to ask for assistance AGAIN, broadcasting great personal shame at my own ineptitude, because I couldn't find grits. Grits are made of coarsely ground corn meal, so I thought I'd find them near the rice, cous-cous, pasta, and other processed grains that are prepared by boiling. But no, the grits were with the cereal. Because some people eat them for breakfast, see? I was trying to categorize grits with similar types of food, but the folks at the store took it upon themselves to categorize according to what time of day they feel it might be eaten. Possibly forgivable, but after the Velveeta Debacle I was done with these leaps of shelf-stocking logic.
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Tonight.
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Posted:Aug 1, 2005 11:29 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Tonight kinda sucked. My sweets was gone for the night doing the whole moving thing so I missed our nightly phone call to each other.
I had to run to my dad's to help him with some stuff, got caught up in a movie and came back to see she had called alot looking for me. Called back and got voicemail. ARGH!
lol I will talk to her tomorrow with hope if the phone company can get their act together and get her home line up and running.
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Confused about the blogs in the state
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Posted:Aug 1, 2005 4:45 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Now don't get me wrong. I love the blogs and most of them up here. My good friend
here at Black Flirting Masseur_0 had a thread about the most popular blog list from his state.
Being curious as to where I would sit in this list I thought I would check in on it and see how I placed. Going there suprised me.
My intro screen to the blogs tells me the following information about mine.
Mccartney2003 A day in the life comments 356
Thus looking at the most popular blogs in Texas I was suprised to see I was not even in it.
Does Black Flirting ever update anything? Really it's not that big of a deal. I know folks like my blog. But it's just kinda irking to see the lack of activity on this site as far as seeing things run smooth. Either it's a system glitch or human error.
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Ahhhh e-mail
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Posted:Aug 1, 2005 4:16 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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During my once-per-month e-mail porn deletion, I noticed that I'd received a message with this header info:
From: Brandy
Subject: Cock
While mentally lauding Brandy's succinctness, if not her marketing skills, I noticed this a few messages down:
From: Tight
Subject: Vagina
It occurred to me that Brandy and Tight (I suspect that may be a nom de plume) should form some sort of partnership… an alliance, if you will. But another few messages down I saw that a bold corporate renegade had already beaten them to it:
From: PoshPussy
Subject: United Pussy Alliance
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The flag.
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Posted:Aug 1, 2005 4:00 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Did you know that, according to federal law:
"The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. Therefore, the lapel flag pin being a replica, should be worn on the left lapel near the heart."
I'm sorry, but who exactly considers the flag a living thing? And for those that do, how is it that the obvious conclusion that, "therefore," a flag pin should be worn on the left lapel? If I pinned the flag directly to my ventricle would I be considered more patriotic? And perhaps most importantly, is this what we're paying you people in Congress for?
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A strange sight seen in the world of mccartney2003
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Posted:Aug 1, 2005 3:56 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Today while walking through a parking lot I saw a car with a bumper sticker that said "Life's Short but I'm Not." I thought it a little odd... was this person's life so empty that he felt the need to broadcast his above-average, or possibly just average, height to everyone else on the road as a means of feeling better about himself?
As I walked past the car, I looked in and saw that the driver's seat was jammed way up close to the steering wheel, indicating that the driver was in actuality quite short.
I just thought it was strange, is all.
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The times they are a-changin
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Posted:Aug 1, 2005 3:37 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I have met a great girl that has had a amazing effect on me. UrLilSexKitten19 Something that no one has ever been able to do before. It's so amazing that I am amazed at myself. I thought I was some iron sided hardass that was stuck in his ways.
UrLilSexKitten19 Has actually helped me to start living better. I am drinking more tea and juice rather than soda all the time.
And the big shocker. I have gone from two packs a day to a half a pack a day of smokes.
Guess things really do work better with some inspiration.
If she reads this I am feeling alot better health wise. Thanks.
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Shakes Mc Doodle world class painter. Maybe....
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Posted:Aug 1, 2005 3:31 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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When I announced before that I did in fact have Parkinson's Disease, I had brought up the subject of painting. I have in fact taken up this art and now plan on doing some more.
Rather than a approach at comedy, I looked at it from a serious outlook and have made some cool looking paintings. I have always loved the avant garde and modern edge to art and have thus made my venture into this with results that at least please me. I am finding it as a great way to relax and unwind when the world keeps on bringing you stress. So how do you unwind?
Any of you out there enjoy painting?
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Non Scents
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Posted:Aug 1, 2005 1:18 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Non Scents
Apparently Jennifer Lopez has a "fragrance" (which is what they call perfume these days, I guess) called Glow by J-Lo. Here's some others that will follow on its heels.
Mince by Prince
This Is How You Should Smell by Martha Stewart
Texas Tea by G.W.B.
Free For The Taking by Winona
Affair by Cher
I Am Led To Understand That This Has An Agreeable Odor But, Lacking A Nose, I Cannot Vouch For It Myself by Michael Jackson
Stink by N*Sync
Attack of the Colognes by Lucas
Drool by Jewel
I Hereby Command You To Purchase This by Oprah
Republic of Sudan by Alan Greenspan
Stench by Judi Dench
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Worldwide pants.
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Posted:Aug 1, 2005 12:53 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Sweet Betsy From Pike
Folk Song
c. 1870
Oh don't you remember sweet Betsy from Pike,
Who crossed the wide prairie with her lover Ike,
With two yoke of oxen, a big yellow dog,
A tall Shangai rooster, and one spotted hog?
Well Ike and Sweet Betsy attended a dance,
And Ike wore a pair of his Pike County pants ...
I'm not one to overly romanticize the past -- I like living in a world with more flavors of ice cream than strains of smallpox -- but I think we can all agree that the tradition of every county having their own pants should be revived immediately.
That would be so awesome. Just image: me at a party, chillin' with my homies, some young punk in low-riding jeans -rolls over and gets all up in my grill, saying, "yo, what up wit the tan khakis, grampa?" And then I'm all like "best be steppin' -- King County pants repraZENTS!"
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Jesus saves......(lmao)
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Posted:Aug 1, 2005 12:49 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Every day on my way to the post office, as I pass by an sign reading "Only Jesus Saves" posted on a telephone pole in front of a bank, I think "Well, at least someone will have money for retirement..."
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