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This blog contains content not approved for consumption by children, senators, religious leaders and/or other easily damaged psyches, those seeking to enhance or establish political careers and/or possessed of delusions of grandeur. If accidentally exposed, flush eyes with cold water and induce vomiting. If irritation persists, sit quietly and watch PBS. Not for internal use. This blog and its related post's are GUARANTEED not to make you go blind, masturbate (and THEN go blind), become a social liability, induce you to act out atrocities that you would otherwise never indulge in, or burn eternally in hell. Mccartney2003 accepts NO responsibility for any and all random acts of stupidity or violence committed by losers who may blame popular blogs and/or sugary snack foods for causing their inherent basic lack of control. You're on your own. Thank you and good night.
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Weekend wonderful or wonderful weekend.
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Posted:Aug 1, 2005 12:35 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I had a wonderful weekend spent with my good friend and more with
UrLilSexKitten19
UrLilSexKitten19
We had a wonderful night together and it was great to get away from the house and responsibility for a bit. I have found a great lover and a friend in her. She's a blast to be around. She even wrote a nice warm little testimonial for me as well.
mccartney2003
Anyhow if you were wondering why I have not posted in my blog as much well that's one of the reasons. The other's are kinda taking over as well. Getting my ready for school again.
Doing housework, paying the bills and in general everything else a single father of two might be doing.
Anyhow I am not trying to ignore anyone and thank those who were worried enough to send letter my way asking if I was still alive or not.
And thinking on that. It would be great to write back saying nah I just popped off for a bit to be dead, writing back from the afterlife. Neat place, kinda crowded but hell where else can you hang out with Beethoven and John F Kennedy?
lol now that would be a better reply than Oh I was out of town this weekend or whatever. 
Anyhow.......
How was everyone else's weekend?
Fun? lame? or just whatever...?
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G.R.O.S.S. Passwords
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Posted:Aug 1, 2005 12:17 pm
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Calvin and Hobbes formed an "official club", initially called "The Sinister Icy Black Hand Of Death Club." T.S.I.B.H.O.D.C., but later settled on with the name "Get Rid Of Slimy girlS", G.R.O.S.S.! GROSS meetings were always held on the tree houses. Some of the verses Calvin used for him to allow entry in the meetings are really funny:
Tigers are mean
Tigers are fierce
Tigers have teeth
And claws that pierce
Tigers are great
They can't be beat
If I was a tiger
That would be neat
Tigers are nimble
And light on their toes
My respect for tigers
Continually grows
Tigers are perfect
The e-pit-o-me
Of good looks and grace
And quiet dignity
Tigers are great
They're the toast of town
Life's always better
When a tiger's around
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Mongolian barbeque
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Posted:Aug 1, 2005 11:21 am
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I ate at a joint called "The Mongolian Grill" the other day. The table tent featured "The History Of Mongolian Barbeque," with the first sentence reading "Mongolian barbeque was introduced to China by Genghis Khan in the thirteenth century."
I love that word "introduced." Apparently China was just sitting around one day watching "Genghis Khan's Living" and he was all, like, "Not sure what to do with that leftover mutton in the fridge? Here's an style of cooking that's both simple and delicious!"
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Support our troops?
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Posted:Jul 30, 2005 2:37 am
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Today was a great day. My childhood friend came back from Iraq. I've have known this guy from age 8. Needless to say we go way back.
This guy joined the military in awnser to 9/11.
He felt that it was something he should do.
During the build up to invade Iraq he was sent to Kuwait to stand by. He was in one of the first waves to enter and attack in Iraq.
This man is a personal hero to me.
I know some folks have various ideas and personal viewpoints about the war in Iraq.
But putting that aside this is a man, one of many who served under direct command of his commander in chief and did his job.
The one he was trained for and sent to do at the heed of his nation.
Anyhoo's,
Today he flew back to Dallas. I went to go pick him up and he asked to spend some time with me. Before he saw his own mother and father.
The country thanked him for his service with a bronze star, a purple heart and more. He took wounds for his nation and it's cause.
Coming in I was happy to take him out for some beers. We went to Applebees and sat down at the bar, him still wearing his uniform. When the bartender asked us what we wanted to drink we gave the orders and he asked to see our ID.
I gladly handed mine over and my friend did the same. His military ID. The bartender made a frown and walked away. About three minutes later still waitng for our drinks this manager comes in and tell's us that my friends ID was not good. That he needed to buy drinks with a drivers Lic. I was shocked. I then started a arguement with the manager saying it was a military id and a offical one. Nothing fake about it. He became heated and told us that our buisness was not welcome and to come back when we had real ID. We left and I told my friend not to worry. We then made the trip to Hooters.
Hey that's a relaxed atmosphere and fun as well.
We sat down at a table and looked over the menu and then a waitress came over to take our orders,
We ordered a mountain of hot wings and asked for two shiner bocks. She asked for our ID and we handed it over. She made a face at his. Then the little hotstuff waitress went to her manager and she came over and said sorry. It was not a state issued ID and they could not serve my friend beer. I then blew up and told her to call the Fu*king Pentagon if it's such a damn issue. This man is active duty and I am sorry he never had the chance to pop into the DMV to renew his drivers Lic while he was getting wounded in Iraq. My friend told me to calm down and we left. On the way out the manager was making comments about rabid animal soliders and how the war fuc*ed them all up.
I then turned around and vented on the shrew about the fact that my friend had served a extended tour in Iraq and how he was being mistreated coming home. My friends being passive, I am being the as*hole and I never went to Iraq. We were then told to leave or they were going to call the police. We took off and just went to a gas station and bought three six packs and went home. All in all we both had fun at the house but I see it as a shame that a serviceman coming home could be treated like crap. His ID clearly showed it was issued by the DOD and he had all info on it to verify all facts about him that might come into question.
It just really rubbed me raw. I mean all info can be verified if need be, it's a offical ID.
Dam*. Give the poor guy a break.
I don't know how others feel about this subject but personally I am going to boycott both places and write to their headquarters. This was just total crap and abuse of a solider.
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Rehash?
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Posted:Jul 27, 2005 11:13 pm
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I love to read. Everyday of my life from age 4 I've been reading a book. It's one of the joy's of my life. I am always on the search for a new and exciting book or writer. My choces vary from Anne Rice to Stephen King to Tom Clancy to James Rollins, Larry Niven to historical military history. I have six bookshelves in my home filled to bursting and stacks on my bedside table. I love them. So if there are any other folks out there with a passion for reading like myself, How do you feel about books you have already read? Personally I love hanging on to them to have something to read in a pinch when I have nothing else handy. I also love it when enough years have passed from the first time you read a book that enough has been taken away by time that it's almost a fresh read again.
Take The Hobbit and the Lord of the rings.
Before the world had it's great rediscovery of these wonderful works because of Peter Jacksons movies, I was reading the series at age 7.
I have read this series 14 times in my life.
I have read it while in my bedroom as a , in dorm rooms, in hostels while backpacking across the world and as a father trying to have something to do while his in in the hospital. It's like a old friend and memory stays with those works and comes up as well while you read them. It's like a wonderful journey. How many of you out there share this same expierence?
I am a book worm and proud of it!
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Second childhood?
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Posted:Jul 27, 2005 3:14 pm
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These day's when I am searching out profiles here at Black Flirting I am looking in the age group of 18-21. I've been having a desire to meet someone younger. Normally I am totally in for 30 somethings but for the last month or so I've had this strong desire to meet younger women.
Take last night for example. I met this wonderful 19 year old woman here at Black Flirting.
We had a blast together hanging out, having dinner, making out and more. A total blast.
There was excitment and adventure. Then on the way home I started counting the years between each other and was like, wow. 8 almost 9 years of a age gap. My ex calls me a perv but I honestly feel it's ok. I've been with older women and there never was a problem there.
I feel that if they are 18 or above, it's ok to start a relationship with someone. It's all personal choice. Personally though I was suprised at this 19 year old. Very sexy, wonderful personality, mature,(has her own place, her own car, great job and good head about things in life) She's a great find.
Anyhow what's your feelings about older men with younger women? (God I never thought I would bring up a subject about this as I still feel 1
Please do share.
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Delay, and a update.
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Posted:Jul 27, 2005 2:58 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Hi! Well, as you probably noticed I haven't updated my blog in a couple of days, and I'm totally sorry cause I know that when you come here every day you expect to see updates on how I'm doing and what's up with me. But I've been REALLY busy the last few days that's why I haven't been updating as much as I should.
So I haven't really had time to work on my blog. And then I was going to post something a couple of days ago but, like, 20 minutes before I sat down at my computer all the power in my house went out. I checked the fuses and it wasn't that, so I went down into the crawl space under the house and found that the power line had been completely chewed through and there was this fried, dead rat right next to it (it smelled AWFUL!) but it was huge and had a face like a person and instead of paws in had tiny hands. and then I saw another one go into a hole at the end of the crawl space so I checked that out, and through the hole I could see a small room, so I cleared away the dirt and found a trap door and whent down into the room. It was like a libary, with all these voodoo books with titles like De Vermis Mysteriis and The King in Yellow and stuff, and when I took this one big black book off the shelf the whole bookcase swung open and there was a passageway behind it. So I walked down it for a while and wound up in this underground temple where a bunch of guys in black robes were inside a big pentagram and doing some chant where they said " Nyarlathotep" a lot. And then this big mist started to appear it was sort of shaped like a man, but then one of the robe guys saw me and stopped chanting and jumped towards me, but he scuffed the chalk pentagram marks which I guess is bad because the mist person thing started eating all the guys, I think (I don't know because I left then, but I could hear screaming all night long). But anyhow, the next day I electrical taped my power cord back together and then went to do that update, but by then I totally forgot what I was going to blog about (wouldn't you know!). So anyhow, that's why I haven't been updating every day, but I'll try to do better, I promise. That's all i have to say for now, cause nothing much has happened recently, but I'll write more tomorrow. Bye! Oh, PS: I'm selling some voodoo books on Ebay today, check out my auction!
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Bikes to Trains
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Posted:Jul 27, 2005 2:48 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Say, do you remember those commercials for "Toys R Us" from about a decade ago? The ones with the giraffe? And the jingle that went something like:
I don't wanna grow up
I'm a Toys R Us
They've got a million toys at Toys R Us
That I can play with
From bikes to trains to video games
It's the biggest toy store there is
I don't wanna grow up, because if I did
I wouldn't be a Toys R Us .
I'm not really going anywhere with this story. I just thought it would be fun to jam that song into your head for the entire week.
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BATMAN!
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Posted:Jul 27, 2005 2:44 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Went to go see this movie this weekend.
The new one with the young batman.
Loved it. Wonderful movie.
Loved to see how Batman got trained and I loved his wicked side.
I think it's a great new approach and hope they start all over again with a new series with the SAME actor who played him in this movie and the same ideas. Not cheesy lame jokes and stupid plot lines that made the tv series look more serious.
I think everyone will agree they hated the one with Arnold as Mr Freeze.
Anyhow great movie. I saw it in-between kisses from a hot 19 year old from here at Black Flirting. But it was a totally awsome expierence.
Batman....Kissing....Batman...there's a hand on my leg....Batman...oh the hand is moving up....
Look around oh were alone on the top row.....
Batman...Oh man she has a really big chest....
Batman...Oh they make nice pillows....Batman...
OMG!....Batman...Jeeze I have not been this alert sence the last time I took some viagra by mistake and went to wal-mart....Batman......
Oh man....................
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Devalue
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Posted:Jul 27, 2005 2:37 pm
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The US Department of Phrases and Superlatives today announced its intention to devalue of the adjective "Extreme." "Because the market has become dangerously oversaturated with 'Extreme' products, we have decided to devalue the term by reducing its meaning from 'exciting, exotic, exceptional or adventurous' to merely 'mundane'" said DPS Spokesman Alfred Kent. "After this adjustment, 'Extreme' will have roughly the same level of superlativeness as 'radical,' 'awesome' and 'hilarious'." Kent added "This correction will also apply to 'Xtreme,' 'X-treme' and any other stupid mispellings." Panicked consumers flooded 7-11s around the nation in the hopes of exchanging their Extreme Doritos, Right Guard Xtreme deodorant, Kraft Extreme Cheese Easy Mac and Cheese, Capri Sun Extreme Juice boxes, Ritz Xtreme Cheese Bits Cracker Sandwiches, Schick Xtreme III razors and Xtreme Big Gulps before the devaluation takes place at midnight tonight. Members of the rock group "Extreme" will also be deported.
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Beutiful Chicks
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Posted:Jul 27, 2005 2:33 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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I got a spam email today in my regular e-mail with the subject line "You like to see beautiful chicks naked!" and while I usually delete such messages unread I couldn't believe how uncannily accurate the sender had been in his prediction. How on earth could someone I have never met possibly know such a thing? He must be using some sort of complex targeted marketing software or something. Boy, if that guy could guess the other two things I like (raspberry sherbet and cooking) I would be absolutely astounded.
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Strange adventures at Burger King.
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Posted:Jul 24, 2005 12:09 am
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An elderly and perhaps indigent woman sat at the table next to me in burger king today.
She was repeating the following phrase to herself, over and over in a calm tone: "Mmmm, Mmmm Good. Mmmm, Mmmm Good."
She did this for a little while before stopping and saying, "That's the sound a robot makes when it turns itself off."
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Perpilocutionist
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Posted:Jul 24, 2005 12:00 am
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There are so many fabulous words in the Glossary of Linguistics and Rhetoric that it's hard to pick favorites, but here are some of mine.
Apophasis: Mentioning something by declaring that it shall not be mentioned. "I need not remind you to get your Christmas shopping done early."
Cacography: Poor handwriting; also, incorrect spelling.
Dontopedalogy: An aptitude for putting one's foot in one's mouth.
Exergasia: Repeating a point by using different figures of speech to give the impression of saying something new.
Exonym: A name by which one people or social group refers to another but which is not used by said group to refer to themselves.
Fis phenomenon: The phenomenon where reject well-meaning adult attempts to mispronounce a word in the same way as a . : "Fis." / Adult: "Yes, it's a 'fis'." / : "No, 'fis'!" / Adult: "Oh, a fish." / : "Yes, a fis."
Graphospasm: Writer's cramp.
Illeism: The practice of referring to oneself in the third person.
Litotes: Understatement by negating the opposite. "I was not disappointed with the news."
Mendaciloquence: Lying as an art; adroit prevarication.
Perpilocutionist: One who expounds on a subject of which he has little knowledge.
Tmesis: Inserting a word in the middle of another. "Hoo-bloody-ray" and "un-freaking-believable."
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