Transitioning?
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Postad:28 december 2021 5:41 am
Senast Uppdaterad:29 december 2021 3:26 am 15023 besök
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After a male transitions into a female,
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Supplements?
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Postad:27 december 2021 3:19 am
Senast Uppdaterad:28 december 2021 5:40 am 15486 besök
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My body can't produce its own alcohol . . .
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Xmas tale?
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Postad:24 december 2021 5:02 am
Senast Uppdaterad:25 december 2021 3:47 am 14809 besök
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If a horse knocked on my door this evening . . .
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Hard software?
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Postad:22 december 2021 4:15 am
Senast Uppdaterad:22 december 2021 5:58 am 15286 besök
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Software is like sex . . .
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Streaking?
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Postad:21 december 2021 4:00 am
Senast Uppdaterad:22 december 2021 4:13 am 15834 besök
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I always wear clothes when cleaning windows . . .
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Cockberry Bush, a new story
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Postad:20 december 2021 4:19 am
Senast Uppdaterad:22 december 2021 4:13 am 15989 besök
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The phrase "cock buried" came up in a sexting session with a good friend. My phone autocorrected it to "cockberry." A story hence born and is below. I hope you enjoy.
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Perfect bedding?
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Postad:19 december 2021 5:16 am
Senast Uppdaterad:20 december 2021 4:17 am 15658 besök
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Damn girl, are you a fitted sheet?
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Remove Before Flight
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Postad:18 december 2021 5:24 am
Senast Uppdaterad:19 december 2021 5:13 am 16177 besök
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Remove Before Flight
If you visit a general aviation airport, you are likely to see bright red streamers or tags emblazoned with the phrase Remove Before Flight dangling from some airplanes. The streamers will be attached to various gust locks or instrument inlet covers to protect the plane's parts from strong winds. They are, obviously, supposed to be removed before the airplane is flown. Sadly, this doesn't always happen. Pilots have been known to take off with control surfaces locked in place and inoperative instruments. You can buy the markers from most aviation vendors.
A subculture of products has developed over the years. Applying a humorous and sexy twist to the principle, Remove Before Flight, has now been emblazoned on a variety of pieces of clothing. It started with t-shirts but quickly spread to other, sexier garments. Now, a brief internet search can find these safety instructions printed on booty shorts, panties, thongs, nighties, and yoga pants.
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What's cooking?
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Postad:17 december 2021 3:52 am
Senast Uppdaterad:18 december 2021 5:23 am 15985 besök
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Are you telling me . . .
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Nostalgia?
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Postad:16 december 2021 5:09 am
Senast Uppdaterad:17 december 2021 3:40 am 16089 besök
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Nostalgia . . .
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