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誇張的招工
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Jul 12, 2017 5:33 pm
Last Updated:
Jul 26, 2018 8:05 am
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小毛在招募博覽會晃著,看到一個攤位前擺了一個招牌,說要招募智商300的員工
小毛智商大約140~150左右,就智商的定義來說,他屬於高智商族群,常人也才90~110,就常態分佈曲線來看,小毛的智商贏過80%~90%,可在這塊招牌前,他可成了弱智了
攤位裡一個癡肥的女人,看小毛在攤位前駐足便向他走來,小毛便問道:真有智商300的人來應徵嗎?有人可以到智商300嗎?
女人說:當然有,你沒有300,代表你笨
小毛問:那請問,這應徵是甚麼職缺?您公司是做甚麼的啊?
女人說:我們是開雜貨鋪的,要應徵收銀員
小毛心裏OS:靠悲啦!雜貨鋪的收銀員要智商300的來幹?
小毛再問:那您單月營收多少?您能開多少工資?
女人說,我們營收可不簡單,單月收入50萬,來這上班,新人起薪22K
小毛這時候不由得一笑,便說:50萬,即便幣值是人民幣也不算多,而你22K卻要請一個萬中無一的天才,我在請問,您智商多少?
女人惱道:我要招一個智商300的天才,跟我公司規模無關,跟我們起薪無關,跟我的智商也無關,你達不到這智商,只能說你笨。你別笑,我告訴你,還真不少人在我們這應聘過。女人說著拿著厚厚一疊履歷表攤在小毛眼前
小毛一看,哇塞,郭董、馬總、比爾、愛因斯坦、特斯拉都來這應聘過。欸!這些人都是人中龍鳳,可這是真的嗎?
小毛心中笑到忍不住腹痛,便說:是是是,我的智商沒法應付您商鋪收銀員的工作,我還是回去我們公司那,安穩當我的HR經理。還有啊!別顯擺說郭董、馬總來您這應聘過,他們真要在這待過,一個就頂天了;好,即便他們待過,你沒留住他們,還在這招工,說明你這不值得人待。
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